As usual your headline better than @nytimes
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Yes, I love the GOP trying to claim this as a win for wins sake. The winners are the CHIP recipients for no longer having to worry about republicans using their lives as leverage over their opponents.
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That's not a nice thing to call Republicans
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Maybe wipe the shit out of your eyes and realize it's not the Republicans who are the problem.
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Please stop posting Borowitz Report stories in my time line
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As the old saying goes . . Never work with animals or children.
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When comedy reveals these truths so easily our political reality has become a farce
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Then canceled all payments to insurance for adult disabled by the Prius crash into the Aquarium of flu science.
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@Vulpes_Stalker while I generally don't have Schumer's back, this is a good take. -
oh man their thing of "we must oppose Trump more now that we have empowered him" was pretty great too, solid satire all around
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Yeah the onion is probably the most insightful day to day satire in the US.
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Only someone as low as a politician would have to look up to see us children..... Sorry, I think you meant to step over us like you do every year, except during the election cycle...pic.twitter.com/0RH7t9HxR0
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Too Bad, thought they'd shut down the NSA for a month , and have no paycheck or resources to steal for the same period.. Damn wishful thinking!
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Again, you're less fake than FOX. We can't have this. All the plants are gonna die!
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You know, I'm starting to suspect that Schumer tricked the GOP into handing him control of CHIP.
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