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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 23

    Spineless Democratic Senator Caves To Demands Of Sick Children https://trib.al/uuK63zV pic.twitter.com/BOx9uuYI28

    10:01 AM - 23 Jan 2018
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    43 replies 539 retweets 2,351 likes
      1. Unice Lieberman‏ @UniceLieberman Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As usual your headline better than @nytimes

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      1. Allison‏ @holocen3 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes, I love the GOP trying to claim this as a win for wins sake. The winners are the CHIP recipients for no longer having to worry about republicans using their lives as leverage over their opponents.

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      2. Beans Forte‏ @BeansForte Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's not a nice thing to call Republicans

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. My Sandbox‏ @KlamoSandboxAcc Jan 23
        Replying to @BeansForte @TheOnion

        Maybe wipe the shit out of your eyes and realize it's not the Republicans who are the problem.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. David Conway‏ @davidvconway Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please stop posting Borowitz Report stories in my time line

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As the old saying goes . . Never work with animals or children.

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      1. james worthington‏ @JEWthe3rd Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When comedy reveals these truths so easily our political reality has become a farce

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      1. Steven Crane‏ @k4phz Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Then canceled all payments to insurance for adult disabled by the Prius crash into the Aquarium of flu science.

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      2. Anthony Stalker‏ @StalkerAnthony Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also @Vulpes_Stalker while I generally don't have Schumer's back, this is a good take.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Philip Stalker‏ @Vulpes_Stalker Jan 23
        Replying to @StalkerAnthony @TheOnion

        oh man their thing of "we must oppose Trump more now that we have empowered him" was pretty great too, solid satire all around

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Anthony Stalker‏ @StalkerAnthony Jan 23
        Replying to @Vulpes_Stalker @TheOnion

        Yeah the onion is probably the most insightful day to day satire in the US.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only someone as low as a politician would have to look up to see us children..... Sorry, I think you meant to step over us like you do every year, except during the election cycle...pic.twitter.com/0RH7t9HxR0

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      1. Bruce Desjardins‏ @_Gadzooks_ Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too Bad, thought they'd shut down the NSA for a month , and have no paycheck or resources to steal for the same period.. Damn wishful thinking!

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      1. Sexton Hardcastle III‏ @TheSleazyLawyer Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Again, you're less fake than FOX. We can't have this. All the plants are gonna die!

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      2. Jay Nagy‏ @ServoAcademy Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/lChrZbwyH3

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      3. Jay Nagy‏ @ServoAcademy Jan 23
        Replying to @ServoAcademy @TheOnion

        You know, I'm starting to suspect that Schumer tricked the GOP into handing him control of CHIP.

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