This is the darkest joke I've seen in a long while. Shiiiiiit.
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This isn’t funny ! I followed onion for clean and tasteful jokes only! Wah!
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not funny.
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But sadly, true. Most states don’t have ‘Death with comfort and dignity’ laws. And far too often even DNR orders are ignored bc of hospitals’ fear of liability.
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I’m a retired RN. Not sure where you get your “facts,” but DNR orders are not ignored.
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Satire has to be true AND funny. Just because it's true doesn't automatically make it funny. This is a miss.
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Who taught you that satire has to be funny? It’s political and social commentary.
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I should specify that the Onion's brand of satire is what I'm referring to, though that should have been obvious.
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Funniness is a subjective quality so you don’t have to find everything they post funny for it to be satire. Also, you posted a generalization about a genre, not a statement directly referring to the onion
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You care way too much about this.
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You say that...but his responses were way more interesting to read than yours.
#waymore
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This is hilarious
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Onion going with the fastball today.....
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Not funny at all. But I still like it because it’s so true. Watched my dad suffer for 6 months, AT LEAST, with painful lung cancer. Wasted away to skin and bones. All they could do was drown him in liquid morphine. But not too much! Can’t let him go cuz that would be...wrong?
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My dad died from stomach cancer at of his original weight at 77 lbs. He didn't go to his last appt & I asked how much morphine to give. MD implied as much as I wanted. Terminal patients don't get autopsies.
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At 1/2 of his original weight.
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What's funny about this? Or witty? Or clever?
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The irony and the fact this is actual thing that people do.
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Nope. Not funny. Stick to poking fun at truth
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