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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 22

    How To Combat Signs Of Agingpic.twitter.com/U19I9g0J4w

    7:32 PM - 22 Jan 2018
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      1. Evelyn K.‏ @11strikes Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Savage as ever 😂

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      1. You know me‏ @GravelGrindin Jan 22
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        I HAVE lived a grim, joyless existence and I STILL have laugh lines dammit.

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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Jan 22
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        Less meth

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      1. Sarcastic Kamikaze‏ @bmw35677 Jan 22
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        Don't get old

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      1. LiberalLady‏ @LiberalTeriLee Jan 22
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        Sounds like a plan! I especially like the making different life choices in your 20's. I'll get on that one right now. Got a time machine?

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 23
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        Yes, the methodology is known in the industry as: “ P H O T O S H O P P I N G “....pic.twitter.com/m6yv2pOwQe

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      1. Chris Kubecka Hacking the World‏ @SecEvangelism Jan 23
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        ❤️ it, about to get a free facial where they'll try to sell me cream that somehow defies gravity, cures aging & costs the entire gdp of some small countries.

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      1. Sharla‏ @SharlasharlaJ Jan 22
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        Thanks for making all of the pictures in your video women. Because this is what all women are fixated on and men never worry about getting old.

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      1. Cody Moore‏ @codyeroom Jan 22
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      1. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Jan 22
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        Thank you onion as a puberty I could use this

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      1. That Other Canadian  🌷‏ @OtherCanadian1 Jan 22
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        I find Bathing in the blood of virgins is much easier

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      1. weed gaming‏ @craptain_crunch Jan 22
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        This really helped, i am now a husk

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      1. Jcub‏ @JacoblottXD Jan 22
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        Or you just eat healthy

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