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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 22

    Man Just Wants One Trip To Laundromat Where He Doesn’t Meet Perfect Woman https://trib.al/Hq9dCRX pic.twitter.com/4HF0Wbpjxj

    7:03 PM - 22 Jan 2018
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    18 replies 238 retweets 1,879 likes
      1. Imnangel‏ @Dreamer4reals Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don’t think he will either as long as he is sitting there staring at her while indulging in some Tide Pods.

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      1. Marc-Andre Dion‏ @madfe051 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ugh, I know exactly what he's going through. I had to buy my own laundry machine to get out of these situations, honestly.

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      2. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #TheStruggleIsReal

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. elizabeth lozano‏ @calilapink Jan 22
        Replying to @BTrolenn @TheOnion

        😂😂😂 This guy has problems 🙄

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      4. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Jan 22
        Replying to @calilapink @TheOnion

        Yes, yes I do

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know like, sometimes I just want to go out for a beer with my buddy and not get hassled all night by chicks. Like, could I just go out for one God damned night without getting laid by some gorgeous random stranger?

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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man can't resist a woman with dirty clothes.

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      1. Peter Reddington‏ @PistolPete2007 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He should try doing his laundry in Greenwood, IN then...

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      1. IsThisRealLife?‏ @SotaPopKid Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This content is not relatable.

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      2. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have never met or seen a perfect woman in a laundromat

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      3. nik‏ @niky_hey Jan 22
        Replying to @Kenvanhorn2 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/sC38BNuGiY

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      4. elizabeth lozano‏ @calilapink Jan 22
        Replying to @niky_hey @Kenvanhorn2 @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂👏🏾

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        See seemed nice, until she said she needed to dry her hair....pic.twitter.com/j1dqKezeQb

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      1. Nathanielle Crawford‏ @NathanielleSean Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Woman Just Wants To Do Her Laundry Without Creepy Dork Who Confuses Stalking for Romance

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      1. Sultan of Gaming‏ @ShamisOMally Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unrelated article: Onion deluged with phone calls for a good laundromatpic.twitter.com/RhHbZUv8Z5

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is so cute. What's wrong onion?

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      1. Mr Magoo‏ @mag00ver Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gold!

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      1. Dan‏ @ColoradoFoothil Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would like to know which laundry mat, the women I used to meet at laundry mats were Tills of the Hun

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      1. Matt Vallee‏ @dorkonfire Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @WickedCestus

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