I don’t think he will either as long as he is sitting there staring at her while indulging in some Tide Pods.
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Ugh, I know exactly what he's going through. I had to buy my own laundry machine to get out of these situations, honestly.
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This guy has problems 
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Yes, yes I do
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I know like, sometimes I just want to go out for a beer with my buddy and not get hassled all night by chicks. Like, could I just go out for one God damned night without getting laid by some gorgeous random stranger?
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Man can't resist a woman with dirty clothes.
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He should try doing his laundry in Greenwood, IN then...
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This content is not relatable.
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I have never met or seen a perfect woman in a laundromat
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See seemed nice, until she said she needed to dry her hair....pic.twitter.com/j1dqKezeQb
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Woman Just Wants To Do Her Laundry Without Creepy Dork Who Confuses Stalking for Romance
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Unrelated article: Onion deluged with phone calls for a good laundromatpic.twitter.com/RhHbZUv8Z5
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This is so cute. What's wrong onion?
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Gold!
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I would like to know which laundry mat, the women I used to meet at laundry mats were Tills of the Hun
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