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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 22

    Furloughed Bison Pour Back Into National Parks After Government Reopens https://trib.al/y8XrAvk pic.twitter.com/SPYxhqPLFJ

    2:28 PM - 22 Jan 2018
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      1. c0nc0rdance‏ @c0nc0rdance Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sure, the Illegal Buffalo Migrants get their payday... but what about the Buffalo Soldiers?

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In other words, they are non-essential employees. Fire them all

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      2. Shawnito  🇺🇸‏ @PFShawns Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks Obama

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      1. Abe Dhirar‏ @DhirarAbraham Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂

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      1. casey stevenson‏ @caseystevenson4 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did they have all the paperwork?

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      1. LiNCOLN PARK 👩🏽‍💻‏ @linc0lnpark Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Buffalo Girls Go ‘Round The Outside — 😂😂🤣🤣💀

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      1. MumbleMumble‏ @MaryPatton43 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And the deer and antelope resumed postponed kick ball game.

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      2. Glenn Morin‏ @GlennMorin10 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's a bunch of bull.

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      1. Paul C‏ @PaulEnsorC Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @edsbs hope you made it home safely

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      1. Charlie White‏ @rtdriver10 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @Talkmaster

        And the bison said furlough we got your stinking furlough

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      1. C. Will Thompson‏ @csjhawk79 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did anyone stop to think about the bison?

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      1. APEX Solutions‏ @StL_AJ Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

        MMMMMM....DELICIOUS

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      1. Brian Murphy‏ @brianreallyme Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So funny!

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      1. David A‏ @David_A_NC Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny

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      1. Patriot Hero‏ @PatriotHero84 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hopefully congress gets them the back pay they deserve.

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      2. Jason chapman‏ @eat_jason Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        will this be marked as "job creation" by this administration?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Thomas Koors‏ @thomas_koors Jan 22
        Replying to @eat_jason @TheOnion

        Which administration has that not been the case? 🤔

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      4. Jason chapman‏ @eat_jason Jan 22
        Replying to @thomas_koors @TheOnion

        🤔 good point

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