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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 22

    Nonessential Government Employee Gets Back To Work https://trib.al/ZALJyvv pic.twitter.com/Goe30xA7HZ

    1:59 PM - 22 Jan 2018
    • 4,696 Retweets
    • 11,586 Likes
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    371 replies 4,696 retweets 11,586 likes
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      2. Liam Fuller‏ @LiamFOnline Jan 22
        Replying to @shampoovta @TheOnion

        That’s what the republicans were already voting “yes” on... literally nothing changed since Friday. Good luck trying to spin this disaster

        1 reply 2 retweets 28 likes
      3.  🇺🇸 Rodzilla‏ @clantro Jan 22
        Replying to @LiamFOnline @shampoovta @TheOnion

        Obamacare Medical Device Tax was repealed in this bill too. Nobody even mentions that victory. Piece by piece that wretched law is being dismantled.

        1 reply 3 retweets 9 likes
      4. Brenda #IStandWithGenFlynn  ⭐ ⭐ ⭐‏ @DEn8tive77 Jan 23
        Replying to @clantro @LiamFOnline and

        Those of us who get our news somewhere other than MSM heard it was in there.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      5.  🇺🇸 Rodzilla‏ @clantro Jan 23
        Replying to @DEn8tive77 @LiamFOnline and

        It’s kind of a big deal... President Trump signed an EO allowing cross state competition too. Not much of ACA is left. Keep chipping away at it.

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. Tomas  🇺🇸 A Proud Trumplican‏ @Tomas3percenter Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion is a PARODY site. But they got this one 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣% CORRECTpic.twitter.com/7tnMe40mAo

        1 reply 19 retweets 88 likes
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      1.  🇺🇸#IAmTheNRA Rosenblum‏ @StevenRosenblum Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion drops the mic on @SenSchumer.pic.twitter.com/BQs5quTVup

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      1. Jack‏ @abefromanonline Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. Brian Johnson‏ @EchoSevenJ Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought that the Onion was parody?

        0 replies 1 retweet 34 likes
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      2. Daniel‏ @D___C___M Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is this on he Onion? This is a real news headline.

        5 replies 4 retweets 22 likes
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      2. capassa‏ @cynthiaanne58 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish he and his sweet @NancyPelosi would ride off into the sunset

        1 reply 1 retweet 35 likes
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      1. Shane Averette Sr‏ @SrAverette Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @Cernovich

        Antiamerican chuck who gets cucked

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      1. Kevin‏ @kevinphlegar Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

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      2.  🐱Conservative Cat 🐱‏ @cat_conserva Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One could almost classify this as real news, not satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3.  ❌ Beam  🇺🇸‏ @ADeplorableBeam Jan 24
        Replying to @cat_conserva @TheOnion

        It is for me. He’s my representative and is quite non-essential. He is that low-level clerk who learned one way to do something and will take no new instructions. (Sorry to low level clerks, but there is a speed above govt-clerk speed.)

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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