I think @USApears would beg to differ, Mr. Keats. 
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If they had hidden it in 30 bundles of Heroin, no one would have even thought of cutting them open to look into the middle!!
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I feel pears would've raised suspicion too though. Customs would be like "who the f*ck would import this many pears?"
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This is why pineapple does not belong on pizza
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I care about pears.
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How about cocaine in coconuts, mixed in with the coconut milk?
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I think pineapple should not be anywhere near a pizza.
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Pseudoscientist lol
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I hate pears
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I'm sure
#DoctorWho
fans would understand that logic.pic.twitter.com/2wNK5kJJeYThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You know he only said pears because it rhymed.
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