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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 22

    Report: Girl Who Called You A Slut In High School Posting Passionate Status About Women’s March https://trib.al/Xz0jWK3 pic.twitter.com/cpsmAtUVAT

    12:05 PM - 22 Jan 2018
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    65 replies 1,780 retweets 8,166 likes
      1. M.Salami‏ @radicalapical Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Girl who relentlessly made fun of your ethnic features is part of radical body positivity movement

        0 replies 4 retweets 72 likes
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      2. Kevin Osborne‏ @kosborne01 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I used to think The Onion was satire. I now have my doubts. 🤔

        2 replies 4 retweets 105 likes
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      2. Chef Edurad‏ @420_fazeit Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don’t know why, but this actually makes me feel angry

        2 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. Scarin' Eryn‏ @Leighbra Jan 22
        Replying to @420_fazeit @TheOnion

        Because it's not satire, it's just calling out reality, ugh.

        2 replies 0 retweets 68 likes
      4. Nuclehon‏ @nuclehon Jan 22
        Replying to @Leighbra @420_fazeit @TheOnion

        It can be satire but also depict an even that happened somewhere. Not mutually exclusive.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. blagueur‏ @blagueur Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good thing that people can change.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Spooky Shercy  😈 😈 😈‏ @MonoShercy Jan 22
        Replying to @blagueur @TheOnion

        Changing because what you did was wrong and changing for a trend are two different things.

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
      4. blagueur‏ @blagueur Jan 23
        Replying to @MonoShercy @TheOnion

        Yes. Changing for a trend is not real change

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. DeadRinga‏ @deadautomata Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is the girl in this stock photo single?

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Theodosus‏ @Atheodosus Jan 22
        Replying to @deadautomata @TheOnion

        Did you just assume the hot chick's gender?

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Becca  🐤‏ @littlecharmer_ Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ditto the boys.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Silian Rail‏ @SilianRalL Jan 22
        Replying to @littlecharmer_ @TheOnion

        Incorrect. Men know how to be friends

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. hoopidy doo‏ @angelapearllis Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion this is diminishing the movement. People can make bad choices in their past but understand the need for progress.

        6 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Cozy Gamer Gimp‏ @GrumpyCatterman Jan 22
        Replying to @angelapearllis @TheOnion

        "The movement" diminished itself. A bunch of self righteous hypocrites protesting first world problems and dismissing women in countries where they are actually oppressed. "Need for progress" = crying about losing an election and making me want to vote Trump 2020, I didn't 2016.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Ben‏ @ben_kelchner Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Most of us aren't who we were at 15. This is kinda inspirational for an onion headline.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Skip Choices‏ @mashxtowin Jan 22
        Replying to @ben_kelchner @TheOnion

        People do enjoy seeing high school bullies as failures later in life, true

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Ben‏ @ben_kelchner Jan 22
        Replying to @mashxtowin @TheOnion

        Agree.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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