Yep, there is no middle ground whatsoever. It's either endless bliss and joy or a bitter divorce. /s
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did you know that the onion is satire
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Him putting "/s" at the end means he was being sarcastic.
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betto davis is trying to let people know that there is obviously a middle ground, the onion is satirically arguing there is not. bette davis missed the point and I guess you did too
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I love onion/s especially in a salad or even a sandwich
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...saying 'I do' is the actual number one predictor...
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Uh oh. My marriage might be in trouble then.
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#2 Is asking friends and family: “Where is the best place to hide a body?”
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Also the phrase "Honey, how many times do I have to tell you there two times you shouldn't bother me, when I'm sleeping - and when I'm awake"
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