His last words being, “ These are some bitchin’ waves! Jesus Christ!”
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@TheTweetOfGod Is this true?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This was no accident. This was a conspiracy.
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He died for our sins
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Never stop being the onion...please
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Classic God!
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This is fake news, because there is no fucking way God went to heaven
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That is a Challenger Boat
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@TheOnion: God Recalls 1983 Speedboat Accident That Sent Him To Heaven https://trib.al/ZElQVda pic.twitter.com/Wi697w3eVS"
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This was no ordinary boating accident.
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