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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 22

    Company Posts Job Listing As If Position Not Already Filled By Existing Employee's Friend https://trib.al/lMrLC54 pic.twitter.com/eJVpgzkWvv

    7:06 AM - 22 Jan 2018
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    • Nerf Guy it isn't that much fun Steve Stockman Robbie Clark uberfanguin 📎 loveG Dan Mennella Jed Sawh laurenroseC
    15 replies 271 retweets 1,328 likes
      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Area unemployee gets nice letter stating they have hired a qualified applicant.

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      2. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HR department launches internal investigation. Finds nothing.

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      1. Rick Gundlach‏ @Hoofin Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        YES!!!

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      1. ollj‏ @ollj Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        we Just ask for people to boost confidence of my relative,by making them lose a rigged competition. Your payment is Company-time.

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      1. carol McCallion‏ @CarolMcCallion Jan 22
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        To true to be funny. Ouch!!

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      1. Jim Fontebonne‏ @guavasupernova Jan 22
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        Or spouse

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      2. Constance Nevada  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @NevadaConstance Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is so cruel. It uses innocent people who have to spend hours entering resume, studying the company, preparing for the interview, dressing up, taking time away from job search, leaves one wondering why I didn't get the job. Too old? Bad tie? Bad brand?

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      3. Constance Nevada  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @NevadaConstance Jan 23
        Replying to @NevadaConstance @TheOnion

        It comes together when you find a job on just another job listing website and you see someone on LinkedIn who has a connection there so you contact them & they find out if it's legit & they put in a word for you, 3 interviews later you are employed!

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      1. David W‏ @ShiftingSands20 Jan 22
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        With 1 day notice to submit application!!!

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      1. yungfoxmain  ☄️キグナス ☄️ - New Eye’s Search‏ @VVideoneon Jan 22
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        ..there are “insincere job posts” iirc

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      1. JonBarLar‏ @d3l3t3_k3y Jan 22
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        Yeah, that really happens

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      1. Karl Kernaghan‏ @KarlKernaghan Jan 22
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        I've seen this many times

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      1. Kuno‏ @SailorSupernova Jan 22
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        Even though it is because by law they have to post a notice about the open position . Then they call people in for an exam and the one they're already hiring leaves the exam early because she only needs to get a certain score to pass. #real

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