Wait, I thought @TheOnion was satire?
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I heard 30%
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Thats the joke
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That number seems high.
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just need to put together in groups of 5
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Wow, that much???
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As the saying goes 5 Americans or more is a deadly combo
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Well I give 110% So, 22% of what it takes...
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and that's on a good day. On the “It” piechart, it's more like 12.675%-18.123456%, but maybe that's being too “technical”.
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But this is only half of the time.
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