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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 21

    Seemingly Mentally Ill Internet Commenter Presumably Functions In Outside World https://trib.al/e7FHsQE pic.twitter.com/d9EB65Q0D1

    8:30 PM - 21 Jan 2018
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    • Corey Bill Schultz (´༎ຶོ x ༎ຶོ`) Jaruna24 Smc Tyler Lee Wasabi Bobby 🍀🇨🇦 MJ Cheydinal Jacob, but Spooky
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      1. Bool‏ @tomservo10 Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        y'all subTweeting again.

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      1. Ana Elizondo‏ @anaelizondo70 Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This a very common affliction.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Secret identity must be preserved for sanities sake. People require things of sane people. The keyboard keys keep typing on my fingertips

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      1. Richard Christiansen‏ @RickIRL_ Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @rclv428

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      1. Makoto R.‏ @renaissancemako Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This post is begging for freaks and weirdos to comment. Hence, why I'm here.

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Jan 21
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        I love you. Here's a dog.pic.twitter.com/dReGQSiNgf

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      1. An Unreasonable Woman‏ @licia_page Jan 23
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        That could be any number of you

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      1. Marie Doucette‏ @MarieDoucette Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        most likely not, though. #MentalHealthMonday

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      1. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mental illness is a lie used to motivate those that might uncover the governments plans to be lazy

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      1.  🐾BanryuBigBadWolf 🐾‏ @BanryuWolf Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is one of my new favorites, Onion. 👍

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      1. L'ville Guy‏ @typeting Jan 22
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        I think many call him the President.

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      1. One Foot In The Ether‏ @StanleyFatmax Jan 22
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        Why do you feel the need to bully @PFTCommenter

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      1. Harbortime Polling‏ @fjdisofjidsoa Jan 22
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        pic.twitter.com/H6iy7aZanj

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Jan 22
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        What is the outside world again?pic.twitter.com/vLPqGEx9G2

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      1. Andrew D'Amico‏ @MyOnlyFarph Jan 22
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        Roughly 20% of the internet unfortunately suffers from the same illness as our friend Daemonx.

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      1. Allie Fanning‏ @musicallycats Jan 21
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        Onion why you gotta be so real sometimes?

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      1. Tony Tone Deafferford III‏ @SpectorSimon Jan 21
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        THEY'RE ON TO ME

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      1. Cloud Nine‏ @Dreamer69911 Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whut?¿ 🙏🏻🙃

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