The onion has been on fire lately
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This is old. God has already apologized to Dale explaining that night, things weren't going well, and given the fake love in the church these days, it was difficult to believe someone actually cared. Mr Evans, God is truly sorry, and hopes you can find forgiveness in your heart.
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I wonder how The Onion gets a hold of God for their editorialspic.twitter.com/9Ck1rZzQIH
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Just a couple things needed for eternal salvation. Complete obedience and I need ten percent of your gross income.pic.twitter.com/qnnpZXVcDu
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Lol a girl likes me in high school after first time hearing my voice! This dude doesn't know wielded out and that girl didn't know I'm anass
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Very funny! This helps me cope with living in the Bible Belt where some people actually leave behind religious propaganda in public library bathrooms...
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Not funny
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Winston Smith loved Big Brother after only a handful of days in the Ministry of Love
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You could say the same about an unborn baby. Loving someone who is not even born yet and who could grow up to be an asshole. But nooo im a bad person if i say that and defending religion is so bad
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Funny because it’s true.
@rickygervais#athiest Fun Fact: if you break the word atheist into the words ‘at’ and ‘heist’ you have stolen the word ‘at’ which is a sin, according to a book written by God on his typewriter in heaven. They don’t have WiFi in heaven.#truestoryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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dobra slika
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But what god think about love at first sight?
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creeps
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