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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 21

    Fired-Up Patriots Ready To Give Full 60, Maybe 70% Against Jacksonville https://trib.al/SoaNF24 pic.twitter.com/YDIONTmpo3

    10:45 AM - 21 Jan 2018
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      1. Scott Deal‏ @f1prancinghorse Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Officiating staff ready to chip in the remaining 30-40%

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      2.  🇺🇸 Pat Ellis  🚲‏ @pattywayne Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AmyTrask

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      3. Amy Trask‏Verified account @AmyTrask Jan 21
        Replying to @pattywayne @TheOnion

        Hilarious - thank you for that - and hi.

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      4.  🇺🇸 Pat Ellis  🚲‏ @pattywayne Jan 21
        Replying to @AmyTrask @TheOnion

        Hello

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      1. Eric Hanke‏ @Eric_Hanke Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        60% effort. 100% cheating, if they think they can get away with it.

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      1.  💀ⓩack skellington 💀‏ @zxckattack Jan 21
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      2. Ray‏ @YarmondShore Jan 21
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        Refs commit to no more than 20 blown calls and fewer than 10 rule changes to help the Patriots win.

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      3. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jan 21
        Replying to @YarmondShore @TheOnion

        And Jax fans ready to blame the refs if/when their team chokes.

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      1. Carl Ortiz-Ramos‏ @ortizisimo Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The other percentage will be given by the refs

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      1. Dude0526‏ @Dude05268 Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        I predict the Pats & Refs over Jags.

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      2. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How awesome would it be if one of the Jags decapitated Tom Brady

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      2. Jay‏ @NotFunnyJ Jan 21
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      3. Brandon Samuel‏ @Samuel_B_Easy Jan 21
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        Lmao

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      1. Sifu G‏ @SifuFa Jan 21
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        Go #Jacksonville !!!

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        #GoPats ....

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