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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 21

    Is Case Keenum's Relationship With God Distracting Him From His Play On The Field?pic.twitter.com/UX2e6IVQjh

    10:00 AM - 21 Jan 2018
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    24 replies 212 retweets 728 likes
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      2. Alex Lee‏ @alee_2400 Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @NotLukeKuechly

        What. Him putting God before a football game is bad??? Wow. Okay

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Bobby Baccalieri‏ @BobbyBacala201 Jan 21
        Replying to @alee_2400 @TheOnion @NotLukeKuechly

        Do you know what the onion is?

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      4. Alex Lee‏ @alee_2400 Jan 21
        Replying to @BobbyBacala201 @NotLukeKuechly @TheOnion

        No, I've never heard of it?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. collin gentry‏ @socollinmemaybe Jan 21
        Replying to @alee_2400 @BobbyBacala201 and

        The Onion is satire. A joke. Fake news, if you will

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Alex Lee‏ @alee_2400 Jan 21
        Replying to @socollinmemaybe @BobbyBacala201 and

        Man. I was about to say. 😂 Thanks!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. SLowellA‏ @SLowellA1 Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion God will not distract him. Only people who don't know Jesus as their Savior would say that & use his faith against him. Be careful, God is a just God

        2 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
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      2. Sad Kylo Ren‏ @KyloIsSad Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Blake Bortles has never faked a hand injury unlike Luke Skywalker or Tom Brady. #BlakeBortlesFactspic.twitter.com/Ra4vR9nJx9

        2 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
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      2. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it always comes down to which QB gives the proper Praise, as to who god allows to win

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jan 21
        Replying to @WhistlingBatter @TheOnion

        The trick is knowing which god to give proper praise to.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter Jan 21
        Replying to @TyVulpintaur @TheOnion

        Wouldn't it be awesome if Tom Brady gives a shout out to Vishnu on the post-game?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jan 21
        Replying to @WhistlingBatter @TheOnion

        Or Gozer

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. That Ohio Halloween Guy‏ @MeighanDwayne Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ask this guy how it worked outpic.twitter.com/V4iAbCBNbB

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      1. Brendan Kenny‏ @brndnknny Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't like this enough

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      1. Geoffrey Carlson‏ @geoffreycarlson Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        After watching last night's game, the answer is yes

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      1. Matthew Chambers‏ @chamberslmugolf Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s a scary thing to say. You better hope you’re right about your beliefs or you’re in trouble.

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      1. Kevin‏ @PortlandKev Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @drewmagary these distractions have to be a concern for Vikings fans

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      1. jughead jones‏ @yO_its_GRESKO Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MPattyson2 a factor in the game today that has not been talked about

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      1. Ian Kennedy#RESIST‏ @Th3Jan1tor1 Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah, I really think that the last bastion of hope for the human race should never be mentioned, we should march through an eternity of Black Fridays to annihilation...

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