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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 20

    Billboard Alerts Drivers To Existence Of Situational Comedy Starring Stand-Up Comedian Jerry Seinfeld https://trib.al/cFFa9W4 pic.twitter.com/rLlAwEOMg5

    5:14 PM - 20 Jan 2018
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    19 replies 243 retweets 1,418 likes
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      2. Nightmare on Gak Street  😴 🔥 🤠 🔥 😱 ☠️‏ @Gaknar Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What's it about?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. David Linklater‏ @david_linklater Jan 20
        Replying to @Gaknar @TheOnion

        Nothing 😊

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Nightmare on Gak Street  😴 🔥 🤠 🔥 😱 ☠️‏ @Gaknar Jan 20
        Replying to @david_linklater @TheOnion

        A show about... nothing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. David Linklater‏ @david_linklater Jan 20
        Replying to @Gaknar @TheOnion

        Not that there's anything wrong with that

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      1. Autumn‏ @thecozylounger Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They moved him from Eastbound to Westbound but it's herepic.twitter.com/wzGZmVMVvM

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally, comedy on television.

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      1. Connor Cacciottolo‏ @Cacciottolo Jan 20
        Replying to @nickportilloo @TheOnion @aka_kell

        Either that or on a viaduct

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      1. Andrew Snook‏ @TheSnook16 Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thx for the heads up👍Will definitely be on the lookout!

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      1. Drew Perkowski‏ @drwprk Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Never heard of him.

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      1. Jeremy Millsap‏ @jeru0455 Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope it follows The Simpsons, the greatest show of 1993, and one that could never possibly go down hill!!

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jan 20
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        Wow, guess who's never working with Jerry, Whoever wrote this.

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      1. Emily‏ @aposematicflair Jan 20
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        @Seinfeld2000

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      1. Alice BlueWave‏ @AliceInBanoi Jan 20
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        I think I heard of that guy, 22 years ago lol

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      1. Noah Weisberg‏ @Noah_Weisberg Jan 20
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        @Seinfeld2000

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      1. Robert Turner‏ @RRobovski Jan 20
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        Best and most accurate news of the driver's day!

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      1. Steve Brown‏Verified account @brownygingerowl Jan 20
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        You say that, but Alabamian friends of mine have never heard of Larry David.

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      1. Tony O’Lantern (1/1024th  🎃) 🇭🇷 🇯🇪‏ @tonybalogna Jan 20
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        I never liked Seinfeld categorized as a sitcom. I liked Seinfeld because it wasn’t a sitcom.

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