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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 20

    On This Day In History: Black Man Out Of Work https://trib.al/YPmYhS1 pic.twitter.com/VAMwIMkK2Z

    2:00 PM - 20 Jan 2018
    • 351 Retweets
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    42 replies 351 retweets 1,758 likes
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      2. Paula Fuqua‏ @paula_okie87 Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Most accurate news story of the day!! #Kudos #DrainTheDeepState #SchumerShutdown daca #MAGA2018

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jack Redmond‏ @PUNCJack Jan 20
        Replying to @paula_okie87 @TheOnion

        I'm not sure if you didn't read the article, or if you just don't understand it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. David Lusby‏ @Dlus Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon.

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. J Hammons‏ @MovingHuman Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shits just as not funny today as then

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      2. Chāgmé‏ @chagmed Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He misses using drones to kill

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      3. Blank cos I'm unimaginative.‏ @NeoZeroNumber2 Jan 20
        Replying to @chagmed @TheOnion

        Which Trump never does. He just blows them up instead, because that's MUCH better.

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. shrep‏ @herewego3828 Jan 20
        Replying to @NeoZeroNumber2 @chagmed @TheOnion

        How’s this tweet have 2 likes. Who liked this.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Blank cos I'm unimaginative.‏ @NeoZeroNumber2 Jan 20
        Replying to @herewego3828 @chagmed @TheOnion

        The joke was that that's how a Trump supporter would respond, except exaggerated in its stupidity. Heard of a little thing called sarcasm?

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. shrep‏ @herewego3828 Jan 20
        Replying to @NeoZeroNumber2 @chagmed @TheOnion

        Only person who would tweet that is you

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Blank cos I'm unimaginative.‏ @NeoZeroNumber2 Jan 21
        Replying to @herewego3828 @chagmed @TheOnion

        Fucking incredible response. Oscar Wilde would be proud.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. yanks28‏ @unluckyfanz Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @EvaFromThe6ix 😭😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Eva‏ @EvaFromThe6ix Jan 23
        Replying to @unluckyfanz @TheOnion

        I miss him 😭 Can we fast forward to 2020?? 😭

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Manuel‏ @ilikehashbrowns Jan 20

        pic.twitter.com/OOnwMeMsfW

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      1. John David Weddle‏ @MoogleKilla Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man @TheOnion y'all done got everyone all riled up 😁😁😁😁

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      2. noah  🍷‏ @basedkre Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Miss his ass 😪

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      1. WGBone‏ @WGBone Jan 20
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      1. Glenn Jaromin‏ @GlennJaromin Jan 20
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        Trust me were still paying for him

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