Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheOnion's profile
The Onion
The Onion
The Onion
Verified account
@TheOnion

Tweets

The OnionVerified account

@TheOnion

America's Finest News Source.

theonion.com
Joined March 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 20

    Mike Pence Disappointed In The 200,000 Husbands And Fathers Who Permitted Women To Attend March https://trib.al/P4Rfg77 pic.twitter.com/7FnN0bWjYS

    10:46 AM - 20 Jan 2018
    • 3,622 Retweets
    • 12,185 Likes
    • Betty Ayres moderately clever ai Your Aunt Cat Sonny Scroggins Spooked Chill Dude John Bechard The Indeterminator🌹 David Babbitt STARSHOW Adam
    241 replies 3,622 retweets 12,185 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Harold‏ @Harold06467727 Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aww man... the onion is now bashing Trump? I give up.

        9 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. David 🌍 🕷 ⚡ 🐶 ✴Bowie‏ @DGoweyAuthor Jan 20
        Replying to @Harold06467727 @TheOnion

        Take care, Harold Definitely A Real Human Man And Not A Bot.

        2 replies 0 retweets 189 likes
      4. Orange Owl‏ @orangeowl18 Jan 20
        Replying to @DGoweyAuthor @Harold06467727 @TheOnion

        At least he's polite, lol.

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
      5. David 🌍 🕷 ⚡ 🐶 ✴Bowie‏ @DGoweyAuthor Jan 20
        Replying to @orangeowl18 @Harold06467727 @TheOnion

        He's got that going for him, which is nice.

        0 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Blanche Poulet‏ @fppoulet Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No sure this is a joke...probably how he feels...

        1 reply 0 retweets 53 likes
      3. Orange Owl‏ @orangeowl18 Jan 20
        Replying to @fppoulet @TheOnion

        Oh we haven't just blurred the line between reality and satire, we have destroyed it.

        0 replies 2 retweets 38 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. JRS‏ @Spockout1 Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @VP eat this!pic.twitter.com/o78iaJN8Tp

        0 replies 8 retweets 19 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Lisa‏ @JezebelNC Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This actually makes me sad, because it's probably true.

        0 replies 0 retweets 53 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Warren Chamberlain‏ @wchamberlain1 Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I understand the Onion is satire, but given some of the bs I’ve seen come from the GOP lately this wouldn’t surprise me if it were real...

        0 replies 0 retweets 47 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Susan‏ @beanie4u Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        His wife secretly wants to march

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Harry Pujols‏ @harrypujols Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is now Real News.

        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. kimber‏ @kimb880 Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @goodnewswendy

        Permitted? You have got to be kidding me. I hope this is FAKE NEWS.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Damothedevo‏ @Damothedevo Jan 20
        Replying to @kimb880 @TheOnion @goodnewswendy

        The onion is satire, but getting pretty hard these days.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Carol Ann Leif‏ @carolannleif Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you were supposed to be satire. #truth #Father #HandmaidsTale

        1 reply 0 retweets 30 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. VoteNovember6th‏ @ChikTandoori Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @JonnyM421

        While I was at the march I also donated to Planned Parenthood!

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. AnStarfire‏ @AnStarfire Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sure it’s satire but you known he’s thinking it

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Jacob‏ @lilcobweb Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop doing real news please

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
      3. 1 more reply

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info