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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 20

    Looking Back On The Worst 365 Days Of Donald Trump's Presidency https://trib.al/KVJJPmO pic.twitter.com/HsxRtozHh0

    9:09 AM - 20 Jan 2018
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    27 replies 641 retweets 2,967 likes
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      2. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        despite getting children drunk on wine and then sleeping with them, MJ would've made a better POTUS than Mango Mussolini.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3.  🎃 Curse these pumpkin ghost hands of mine.  🎃‏ @dasbub Jan 20
        Replying to @WhistlingBatter @TheOnion

        I can vividly picture President Jackson doing that smooth criminal lean with all the Secret Service guys in the oval office. Frankly, Trump doesn't care if Annie is okay or not.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter Jan 20
        Replying to @dasbub @TheOnion

        every cabinet meeting would end of a "hee hee"

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5.  🎃 Curse these pumpkin ghost hands of mine.  🎃‏ @dasbub Jan 20
        Replying to @WhistlingBatter @TheOnion

        In his second term, the president ensures a peaceful two-state solution by teaching the Israeli and Palestinian leaders to moonwalk through Jerusalem.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. janey v.  ❄‏ @nycjaneyvee Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That photo LOL

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      2. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Jan 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        photoshopped pic from the Hollywood Pedophile of the Century Michael Jackson.

        6 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🦇‏ @Isaidwhatisaid_ Jan 23
        Replying to @DBTINC @TheOnion

        Except he wasn't a pedophile. There's evidence in the form of audio/video recordings and testimonial proving he was extorted. I can guarantee the only think you know about the cases are what streamed from tabloids into mainstream media for profit.

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      2. Donald J. Trump (translator)‏ @TrumpToReality Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mock me all you want, but my family’s getting rich off of this gig.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. #VOTENOVEMBER6TH‏ @EmaCornaCopia Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wouldn't call it the worst yet. He's got soooo much further down the crazy pike to go.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Area baby says: and you thought 2017 was a shit show.....

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      2. Sparrow Winchester‏ @moosey_sam Jan 20
        Replying to @RavishingTorSV2 @TheOnion

        No he's not

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      4. Sparrow Winchester‏ @moosey_sam Jan 20
        Replying to @RavishingTorSV2 @TheOnion

        Yes and but he ordered Someone to kill all the bald Eagles and what is Muslim

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      2. Lynne Johnson‏ @Mennyllj66 Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Michael Jackson was dragged over the coals for doing this very same thing. Not a smart move Mr. President. If I were this baby's mother, you wouldn'y get to touch him/her again.

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      1. Stryker‏ @Stryker1781 Jan 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Great time to be alive. The Onion is 1% fiction and Fuxnews is 99.9% fiction

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      1. The Revere Report‏ @TheRevereReport Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We covered this last year!

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