I remember when satire wasn't exactly 100% true.
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"Our country needs a good shutdown." - Donald J. Trump May 2, 2017
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Bro I thought you were parody news
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Is it really 12% that's functional? Seems a bit high.
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Spoiler alert, it's not the people that process tax returns.
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it's never been more than 7.3%! the Onion is FAKE NEWS!
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Can we just shut down the top position? The one that’s supposed to unite everyone without pointing fingers and assigning blame? Can we do that? Or do we need something like what happened in “Designated Survivor” to happen to reset? Uuuggghhh...
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I get to work now just not get paid :(
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I feel sorry for
@TheOnion — they seem so bereft...https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/954585377024675840 …
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I'm from the government and I'm here to help.... Oh nevermind..
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The government is attempting to shut the government down but can’t quite figure out how to do it
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Seriously. Can you tell us if this is actually parody or not? It's to hard to tell.
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Its Saturday anyway!!
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Trump needs to DO HIS JOB! If he can't make an important decision he needs to LEAVE. Allow someone who cares about the American people to lead our great country!
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