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@jordanbpeterson - Coincidence?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Nothing should be boiled alive.
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@Stroobios you would write something like thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Consider yourself unfollowed.
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What cooked alive lobster told y'all that? Lol! Humans poop on their self right before they die too! You think we want to go out like that? Just saying?
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Nothing tastes better than fully engorged lobster
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No fuckin way
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"BREAKING NEWS"! A staff writer from the Onion was found floating off the coast of Maine, apparently boiled alive! A group calling itself "The Brotherhood of the Lobster" claimed credit saying, "He screamed like a little bitch" & that there would others!
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They are test subjects for bdsm eat lobster she will feel ecstasy
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That's the way everyone wants to die, right?
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Thanks dear sweet Buddha this was the onion. I can't even anymore.
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Ha ha ha
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@spotastic See? We're doing them favors!#tcgs#openfordeliveryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Love the onion
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