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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 19

    Mom Hasn't Ordered Favorite Pizza Topping In Over A Decade https://trib.al/uZrLoTM pic.twitter.com/NQijgYRU9g

    5:05 PM - 19 Jan 2018
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    24 replies 186 retweets 1,530 likes
      1. shalla‏ @spacecheetos Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You have no idea how true that headline rings for me

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      2. J. Herbert Christo‏ @JHerbertChristo Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it the same mom who hasn’t spoken a full sentence without being interrupted since 1997? The onion hates moms 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. internet vagrant‏ @arthurtenenbomb Jan 19
        Replying to @JHerbertChristo @TheOnion

        It’s all the same mom she’s just in a coma

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Birgit Nazarian‏ @birkirstin Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So true. I don’t get my choice of Chinese takeout either. 🤷‍♀️ sometimes I fantasize about living alone in my own apartment doing & eating whatever I want.

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      2. Katherine Mannion‏ @mannionaq88 Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I haven’t had mushrooms on a ‘za in over 20 years!

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Angry Mob Octopus  🐙‏ @hipriestesskang Jan 19
        Replying to @mannionaq88 @TheOnion

        Neither have I. When do you want to meet for dinner? We won't tell our respective families where we are.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Birgit Nazarian‏ @birkirstin Jan 19
        Replying to @hipriestesskang @mannionaq88 @TheOnion

        I also like mushrooms on pizza.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Angry Mob Octopus  🐙‏ @hipriestesskang Jan 19
        Replying to @birkirstin @mannionaq88 @TheOnion

        Woohoo! The more the merrier! If anyone knows which ones to pick from the forest, we can bring our own and ask the chef de cuisine to put them on the pizza for us.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Birgit Nazarian‏ @birkirstin Jan 19
        Replying to @hipriestesskang @mannionaq88 @TheOnion

        I collect wild mushrooms. Morels, pheasant back, chicken of the woods, chanterelles. There’s lots of good ones.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Angry Mob Octopus  🐙‏ @hipriestesskang Jan 19
        Replying to @birkirstin @mannionaq88 @TheOnion

        Oh, that's fantastic! It's a skill I need to learn.

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      8. Birgit Nazarian‏ @birkirstin Jan 19
        Replying to @hipriestesskang @mannionaq88 @TheOnion

        I only collect the shrooms I’m 100% sure of. Find an expert doing a hunt and go. It’s fun too, like an Easter egg hunt!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Angry Mob Octopus  🐙‏ @hipriestesskang Jan 19
        Replying to @birkirstin @mannionaq88 @TheOnion

        Thank you! It sounds like the perfect thing once the weather warms up. ☺️

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      2. Parkerisms‏ @sim10004 Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mom orders anchovies on everything to "build character"

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      1. heather and-boos  🐑 🐶 👻‏ @wildsheepchase Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She probably likes pineapple 🍍 but everyone's a dick to her about it. 😄

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      1. Dee‏ @DjhdMeier Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Truth!

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      1. Patrick Cannady‏ @CannadyPatrick Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe get stern and tell the little shits to "just pick it off" if they won't eat it.

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      1. MizzRothko‏ @MizzRothko Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So true, so mother fucking true!

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      2. TMiller‏ @MsTracyMiller Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Ms_Pickford 😂😂😂

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