You have no idea how true that headline rings for me
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Is it the same mom who hasn’t spoken a full sentence without being interrupted since 1997? The onion hates moms

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It’s all the same mom she’s just in a coma
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So true. I don’t get my choice of Chinese takeout either.
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I haven’t had mushrooms on a ‘za in over 20 years!
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Neither have I. When do you want to meet for dinner? We won't tell our respective families where we are.
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I also like mushrooms on pizza.
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Woohoo! The more the merrier! If anyone knows which ones to pick from the forest, we can bring our own and ask the chef de cuisine to put them on the pizza for us.
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I collect wild mushrooms. Morels, pheasant back, chicken of the woods, chanterelles. There’s lots of good ones.
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Oh, that's fantastic! It's a skill I need to learn.
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I only collect the shrooms I’m 100% sure of. Find an expert doing a hunt and go. It’s fun too, like an Easter egg hunt!
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Thank you! It sounds like the perfect thing once the weather warms up.
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Mom orders anchovies on everything to "build character"
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She probably likes pineapple
but everyone's a dick to her about it.
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Truth!
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Maybe get stern and tell the little shits to "just pick it off" if they won't eat it.
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So true, so mother fucking true!
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