Good Lord! Why didn’t I think of that! 
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Outrageous! Next they'll be telling us to not breathe or something!
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Radical thinking - it just might work.
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Don't tell me how to live my life.
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But if i do then wont all the poor fish living in the sewer drown? I dont wanna kill all the poor sewer fish.
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D’oh, I knew I should have patented that idea
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that's crazy, it will allow spiders to climb up the pipe.
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Dern, this is gonna be hard habit to break.
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I was able to figure this out on my own.
#Blessed
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Who leaves them on
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I knew there was a reason for my water bill being so high!
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I will NOT have my shower use dictated by the eco-police thank you very much!
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What’s the bloody point?
Some sorry sod is going to pee in it eventually. Let the rain fall where it may... I say
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I don't have a shower. I roll around on wet leafs every morning. It's great.
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I've wondered what they have left to write about with how crazy the "real" fake news is these days.
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