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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 19

    Environmental Ad Campaign Encourages Turning Shower Off After Showering https://trib.al/ZTzLABe pic.twitter.com/KG0BDpg8UI

    1:33 PM - 19 Jan 2018
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    19 replies 171 retweets 1,000 likes
      1. tony mele 😺 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @wishiwasatiger Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good Lord! Why didn’t I think of that! 😱

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      1. Case Merrick‏ @Case_Merrick Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Outrageous! Next they'll be telling us to not breathe or something!

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      1. Arturo Hammer‏ @Prezbyter Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Radical thinking - it just might work.

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      1. Adam Bruski‏ @AdamBruski Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't tell me how to live my life.

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      1. Robert VanArkel‏ @BloodyProphecy Jan 19
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        But if i do then wont all the poor fish living in the sewer drown? I dont wanna kill all the poor sewer fish.

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      1. Christopher  🇮🇸‏ @chriswallt5 Jan 19
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        D’oh, I knew I should have patented that idea 🙄

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      1. Kent Smith‏ @kentsmithnz Jan 19
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        that's crazy, it will allow spiders to climb up the pipe.

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      1. CreepyPasta Man‏ @Altsurrealist Jan 19
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        Dern, this is gonna be hard habit to break.

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      1. Cresencio‏ @Cresencio Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was able to figure this out on my own. #Blessed👨‍🎓

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      1. yarman‏ @Jacstraw62 Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who leaves them on🤣

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      1. SporkBoots the eyeless‏ @sporkboot Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No.

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      1. Manjit S. Toor  🇨🇦‏ @manjit_toor98 Jan 19
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        I knew there was a reason for my water bill being so high!

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      1. ''paragraph after paragraph''‏ @MikeCSheehy Jan 19
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        I will NOT have my shower use dictated by the eco-police thank you very much!😤

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      1. I Am Michael Bach  🇨🇦‏ @MichaelXXXBach Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What’s the bloody point? 🤔 Some sorry sod is going to pee in it eventually. Let the rain fall where it may... I say 👍

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      1. Lorenzo Potrich‏ @lorenzopotrich Jan 19
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        😄

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Jan 19
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        I don't have a shower. I roll around on wet leafs every morning. It's great.

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      1. Bastian's Mom  🐻 ❌‏ @JenLBoucher Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've wondered what they have left to write about with how crazy the "real" fake news is these days.

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