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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 19

    Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods https://trib.al/YliV2MG pic.twitter.com/m4omuYIBt3

    12:17 PM - 19 Jan 2018
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    185 replies 5,310 retweets 15,419 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Hoodlum  🇺🇸‏ @TrumpsareNazis Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @williamlegate

        MAGA snacks.pic.twitter.com/mUY2qwpmfJ

        9 replies 19 retweets 138 likes
      3. KC‏ @kcj27 Jan 19
        Replying to @TrumpsareNazis @TheOnion @williamlegate

        "NOW, with more covfefe!"

        0 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
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      2.  🤪Heather Robinson Ross  🤷🏻‍♀️‏ @ErrorOfMyWeighs Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm a little hurt that Cascade Pods are completely being overlooked. Why do the #TidePods get all the media attention? It clearly says on the packaging: "Cleans Stuck On Food" DUH PEOPLE!! You're obviously consuming the WRONG PODS! #allpodsmatter #TidePodChallenge #Cascadepic.twitter.com/0AJoqbuwu7

        7 replies 10 retweets 84 likes
      3.  ♠️AjaxBlackjack ♠️‏ @AjaxBlackjack Jan 19
        Replying to @ErrorOfMyWeighs @TheOnion

        It even has the word food in the description!! You’re onto something. But how’s the flavor?

        2 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      4.  🤪Heather Robinson Ross  🤷🏻‍♀️‏ @ErrorOfMyWeighs Jan 19
        Replying to @AjaxBlackjack @TheOnion

        It's a little bubbly at first but once you really get it all lathered up with saliva, it's not that bad. I would suggest maybe a little mango or a fresh peach to go with it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      5.  ♠️AjaxBlackjack ♠️‏ @AjaxBlackjack Jan 19
        Replying to @ErrorOfMyWeighs @TheOnion

        That sound absolutely scrumptious!

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      6. Eric Little‏ @OntoEric Jan 19
        Replying to @AjaxBlackjack @ErrorOfMyWeighs @TheOnion

        I agree - I’m bringing some Persil pods back from Germany. I’ll make a killing w the new product on the street yo! #PersilisLit

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      7. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!!!‏ @KetchupKommando Jan 19
        Replying to @OntoEric @AjaxBlackjack and

        I'll take three packages.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      8.  🤪Heather Robinson Ross  🤷🏻‍♀️‏ @ErrorOfMyWeighs Jan 19
        Replying to @KetchupKommando @OntoEric and

        How would you like them? Medium or Medium-rare? 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      9. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!!!‏ @KetchupKommando Jan 19
        Replying to @ErrorOfMyWeighs @OntoEric and

        Hmmm... medium. What beverage would you recommend?

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      2. Thomas Wilson‏ @Thomoose11 Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Coming out next week 🔥🔥🔥🙀🙀🙀🙀✈️✈️✈️✈️pic.twitter.com/WsJUq1yzqP

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      2. Kᴜʀᴛ but like haloween themed‏ @KurtWasTaken Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sorola your prayers have been answered

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Gustavo Sorola‏Verified account @sorola Jan 19
        Replying to @KurtWasTaken @TheOnion

        😱

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      1. Eric Michael Garcia‏ @EricMGarcia Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/gVAY9GmUYv

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      1. Jannette  🏳️‍🌈‏ @JCooper459 Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @senatorshoshana

        Make it pumpkin spice 😂

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      2. Sheri, wonders when we hit bottom‏ @sherik70 Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dude.pic.twitter.com/sU21PLoaG0

        1 reply 3 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Behold Our Next Supreme, the Fifth Dollanganger‏ @5thDollanganger Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You mock, but one of these in a glass of gin and club soda will get you hella wasted.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Bethie K‏ @Ember_Pixie Jan 19
        Replying to @5thDollanganger @TheOnion

        It's the new mohito

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