I knew those pincers weren't for self defense...
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good for nipple pinchy
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People causing extreme suffering to animals is never funny. I love the Onion but please, cruelty is not funny.
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"No lobster were harmed in the creation of this article."
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I read this in Consider the Lobsters by David Foster Wallace
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So dropping them into boiling water is for them the ultimate orgasm? LOLOL
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not cool to involve me in your fetishes without telling me, lobsters
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That explains the boiling erections
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But they taste so good
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kinda like trump
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Kink shaming
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Those heiney pinching claws aren't for looks, you know - ouch. (Well, they kinda are, but still...)
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Why is The Onion so brilliant?
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