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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 19

    USA Gymnastics Confident They Have Plan In Place For Next Time Doctor Sexually Assaults 150 Children https://trib.al/qJiXk2H pic.twitter.com/bnay9RFZNA

    8:58 AM - 19 Jan 2018
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      2. PLEASE VOTE 11/6!!!!!‏ @Ingi70 Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some things aren't meant for satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Kattywampus‏ @Feanyx Jan 19
        Replying to @Ingi70 @TheOnion

        I think, in this case (and others), it's meant to bring shame and discussion where it needs to be.

        1 reply 0 retweets 47 likes
      4. PLEASE VOTE 11/6!!!!!‏ @Ingi70 Jan 19
        Replying to @Feanyx @TheOnion

        I get that. I think it's a bit soon. But the Onion is known for pushing the line. I usually don't get too bent out of shape. But personally? This isn't fodder quite yet.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Kattywampus‏ @Feanyx Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man, I remember when The Onion used to not be true. Kinda like Idiocracy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. ᎶᎥᏞman‏ @1inaGillian Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To all the folks defending this headline: what is funny about it? Why does this make you laugh?

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      1. Michael Thomas‏ @mikethomas361 Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There is no humor on this one. The entire US gymnastics leadership needs to be terminated and possibly prosecuted as accessories. And what about the Karolyi’s? How could they not know?

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Tyler Burt‏ @tlrbrt Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is not funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Devin Smrekar‏ @dsmrekar26 Jan 19
        Replying to @tlrbrt @TheOnion

        soft.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Tyler Burt‏ @tlrbrt Jan 19
        Replying to @dsmrekar26 @TheOnion

        This comes 15 minutes after multiple depositions of years of sexual abuse as a child. It's literally not funny at all

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Devin Smrekar‏ @dsmrekar26 Jan 19
        Replying to @tlrbrt @TheOnion

        it's the onion. This is what they do.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Tyler Burt‏ @tlrbrt Jan 19
        Replying to @dsmrekar26 @TheOnion

        I'm quite aware of what The Onion does. It is usually very funny. This is not

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Tom‏ @StorrTommy Jan 19
        Replying to @tlrbrt @dsmrekar26 @TheOnion

        Pretty funny tbf

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Nick Rishwain, JD‏ @expertsdotcomvp Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perfect headline.

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      1. Fluff‏ @ThatsGymazing Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No. Not funny. Especially while the survivors are in court speaking out.

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      2. Jason Fury‏ @Furyus01 Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not soon enough

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Ron Spurr‏ @ron_spurr Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is horrible. Please remove it.

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      1. abby‏ @abigaila16 Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ok ow

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