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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 18

    Aspiring Actor Dreams Of One Day Publicly Voicing Regret For Working With Woody Allen https://trib.al/PyDCgyK pic.twitter.com/2BIJMynp0Y

    10:31 AM - 18 Jan 2018
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    37 replies 754 retweets 3,174 likes
      1. (((Dorothy Reed)))‏ @daisyroisin Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When people argue the veracity of an Onion articlepic.twitter.com/Qkjn1eZR1m

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      2. Rock_Chick‏ @rock_chick Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That the satire site, right? The article is full of double negatives, and barely readable.

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      3. okay yeah‏ @sheen_moonty Jan 18
        Replying to @rock_chick @TheOnion

        This whole thing is satire.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Dave Hudson‏ @davehudson1962 Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why Have You Put A Capital Letter At The Beginning Of Every Word?? 🤔

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🇺🇸Genaro 🇲🇽the 🇺🇸Fake 🇲🇽Politician 🇺🇸‏ @realFakePol Jan 18
        Replying to @davehudson1962 @TheOnion

        That Is How Journalism Works.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Dave Hudson‏ @davehudson1962 Jan 18
        Replying to @realFakePol @TheOnion

        It's not how English works.

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      2. The Generalissimo‏ @dageneralissimo Jan 18
        Replying to @HarlanRoberts4 @TheOnion

        And here's the crazy thing: this allegation against Allen WAS reported AND investigated thoroughly by the law enforcement and child protective services of 2 STATES and he was totally cleared of any wrongdoing. It's insane that anyone takes Mia and Dylan's BS seriously.

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      2. ☛RandomMan☚‏ @SandyEgoCali Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe this despicable wretch will finally get long overdue comeuppance. "What I don't understand is how is this crazy story of me being brainwashed and coached more believable than what I'm saying about being sexually assaulted by my father?"-Dylan Farrow https://www.yahoo.com/news/woody-allen-hits-back-daughter-molestation-claims-153249367.html …pic.twitter.com/tOOSGScNhD

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      3. The Generalissimo‏ @dageneralissimo Jan 18
        Replying to @SandyEgoCali @TheOnion

        This is not a picture of Soon-Yi. This is a child that he and Soon-Yi adopted, and there has been no allegations involving her. Maybe know something about what you're talking about?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. ☛RandomMan☚‏ @SandyEgoCali Jan 18
        Replying to @dageneralissimo @TheOnion

        It's an accurate representation of his perversity. No one is named in the image.

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      5. The Generalissimo‏ @dageneralissimo Jan 18
        Replying to @SandyEgoCali @TheOnion

        It actually has nothing to do with any perversity unless you see parents and their children and think perverted thoughts. Alternative facts much?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. ☛RandomMan☚‏ @SandyEgoCali Jan 18
        Replying to @dageneralissimo @TheOnion

        Wow, Woody, seriously? You're actually creating fake Twitter accounts in desperation to cover your depravity? Getting nervous, aren't you? Times about up.

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      1. Pepper‏ @NurseVeteran2 Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @michaelptoomey

        #Caballero It's not the end of the world.....Instead of worrying about every small regret, ask yourself, "Will this matter in a year?" If the answer is "no," then, perhaps, it's not something you should spend hours worrying about. Move on

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      1. Gail Cavalli‏ @roxwhisper Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        " I said " NO ! 'pic.twitter.com/e9IsiJTBDD

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hilarious!pic.twitter.com/5hz9Y7m76W

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      1. Jake Ganzer‏ @extravaganzer92 Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Colleeenxoo

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      1. The Generalissimo‏ @dageneralissimo Jan 18
        Replying to @eliascillin @TheOnion

        You sound stable.

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