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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 18

    Tearful Elon Musk Warns About Dangers Of AI After Having Heart Broken By Beautiful Robotrix https://trib.al/NK1egRu pic.twitter.com/XOzJezA5EL

    8:56 AM - 18 Jan 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 18

        .@ElonMusk added through stifled sobs that although his time performing preliminary tests with the robotrix was “sheer bliss,” he now regards such machines as a “fundamental, existential risk to love.” https://trib.al/T09CvOV pic.twitter.com/Plg9HDdB6o

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      2. TJ Clark‏ @fakeTJClark Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        This was a #futurama episode.pic.twitter.com/G1ryiGbk4q

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      3. Astonishing‏ @kickedAst Jan 18
        Replying to @fakeTJClark @TheOnion @elonmusk

        calling dr. kevorkian

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      1. Aled Morgan‏ @AledMorgan_ Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        I dread to think how many people are going to be convinced this is real

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      1. Nic‏ @NickyFaceBoyBoy Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        His most recent ex-wife 🤣

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      1. Eshan Kumar‏ @eeeshank Jan 18
        Replying to @MrSouldier @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Zucc memes don’t work on Elon

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      1. That Spooky Mudkip‏ @brai_1993 Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Oh ol musky

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      1. Steve M.‏ @Literal_Beast Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        He got trix rolled.

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        You can fix a broken Robotrix... but you can't fix a broken heart 😔

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      2. brickdong pope‏ @braydenpoe8 Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        @MattSemyck

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      3. mart‏ @MattSemyck Jan 18
        Replying to @braydenpoe8 @TheOnion @elonmusk

        😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      4. brickdong pope‏ @braydenpoe8 Jan 18
        Replying to @MattSemyck @TheOnion @elonmusk

        fucking amazing

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      2. Bobby‏ @bobbehsmash Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        I was hoping @elonmusk woukd have commented here! Just for lawls.

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      1. Taylor Clough‏ @taylorclough49 Jan 18
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        @StreitMatthew

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      1. Mike Spilligan‏ @mikenstuff Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        He should worry more about some of the dogs and cats online. They’re taking over..

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      1. Eratosthenes‏ @kieflank Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Chin up rocket man. Now that you're featured in The Onion there's gonna be a ton of robo booty coming your way! psssst! @openai

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      1. Michael M  🇿🇼‏ @phoexer Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        The warnings, the Zuckerberg beef! It all makes sense now!!🤣

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      1. Shastina Free‏ @ShastinaFree Jan 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Beautiful! You summed it up Elon, “...an existential risk to love”... which I would humbly add, humanity does not need, but quite the oppositeI The fundamental nature of human beings, is a completely different ‘essence’ and relationship to Life, the Universe, and each other.

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