You're hitting a little too close to home, Mr. Onion.
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Low blow, but you're almost a full year off in age, so the joke's on you.
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Wait until he turns 50, the age we realize this doesn't actually matter
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Feels about right.
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(proudly) "Did I ever tell you," he continued, "that I may very well have coined the word Dude-ical while in Middle School...you know, like the word Radical? Just waiting for it to catch on."
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Ugh, I was bullied too much in elementary school to relate to this. 10th grade was probably my peak.
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Glad I’m not alone
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whoa I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire
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