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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 17

      Huckabee Sanders Repeatedly Insists That President’s Footprints Created The Great Lakes https://trib.al/VtKoswk pic.twitter.com/6dSjotPmCE

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 17

      “The media has completely ignored the fact that Lake Huron and Lake Ontario were formed when the gigantic, thundering footfalls of the president made impressions in the ground during a stroll along the U.S.-Canada border.” https://trib.al/cdn3be2 pic.twitter.com/NEdRQ9YGDc

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        1. Stephen Linnett‏ @slinnett Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          Stroll? Yeah right. Maybe the golf cart caused it.

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        1. Thick Lizzy is too silly to be spoopy!‏ @ThickLizzy Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          hum...I would of thought he'd claim responsibility for Lake Superior. 🤔

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        1. T. Filson Rogers‏ @tfilson59 Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          Trump Bunyan?

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        2. Heath‏ @HeathFloof Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          Wait for it.. #SewerRatBarbie is going to have cue cards for this.pic.twitter.com/YkKteyPxf5

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        3. NIK VENTURE‏ @NIK_VENTURE Jan 20
          Replying to @HeathFloof @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          Or maybe she'll snap . . .pic.twitter.com/cdRIINs8vC

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        2. The Voter formerly known as Zak‏ @ZakWeeks Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          Build. The. Wall.

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        3.  🍑 🐊 ⭕️ 🦅‏ @liammatherson5 Jan 17
          Replying to @ZakWeeks @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          pic.twitter.com/w15clbr898

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        1. Andrew Taylor‏ @XxX_A_J_XxX Jan 20
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          When @POTUS 's admin ends, she'll have a good job in North Korean PR

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        1. Kate Adams‏ @Multimodalmama Jan 18
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          So the St Lawrence is the tracks of the presidential golf cart?

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        1. Mark Wooley‏ @WooleyMark Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          Lake Superior is his favorite because it, uh, like totally reminds him that he is like, uh, a truly stable genius.

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        1. Orlando Vega‏ @orlandov426 Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          pic.twitter.com/LPD58ii7qz

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        1. Curtis Desroches‏ @CurtisDesroches Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          President Kitchikewana...look it up!

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        1. Laura Evans‏ @LauEEvans Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          The Onion’s job is so easy these days, staff are probably taking a lot of executive time.

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        1. Joey Iske, M.A.‏ @JoeyIske Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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        1. Byron Colpitts‏ @dbyronic Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          And he helped build the house he was born in!

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        1. Dorkus Malorkus‏ @EthanDenslow Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          He killed him a bear when he was only three!

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        2. JLK Greystone‏ @JLKGreystone Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          Funny, but as a nation we're failing to realize we are becoming the nation's we have Wared against for 27 years; only our God has a different name. Trump Dumpty just might be the fake Evangelical's fake Christian Antichrist. I mean at this point Anything is Possible?

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        3. JLK Greystone‏ @JLKGreystone Jan 17
          Replying to @JLKGreystone @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          After all, it were the privateers and pirates that first used the false flag attack against a Sovereign Nation.

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        1. Jim McKeever‏ @JimMckeever262 Jan 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

          Origin of the girther movement.

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