Did they test his hair’s personality as well?
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And his tiny hand personalities?
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Wow, this really sucks y'all. Are you aware of how much stigma and pain folks who are systems deal with precisely because of shitty jokes like this, and the misconceptions they spawn?
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Using ableism to insult a shitty person. How original. Come on, The Onion. You’re better than this.
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Tweet of the day.

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Yes but how much do they weigh?
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Some a little more, some a little less. Depends on their particular mood of the day.
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Strength in numbers
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You guys are pretty funny sometimes. Got me a little bit.pic.twitter.com/t9BOYFv0h8
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Sybil rides again
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However - he does have Stage 4 Liabetes and early onset of absurdity, and failed to produce a credible girth certificate, so there's still that...
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Whew...that’s good. One of them should make American great again....
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Love ya onion .......but this is weak
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And the one that had the affair with Stormy is also very, very happy.
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I don't think he even reaches 1 full personality...
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Yes, after all it is called Multiple Personality DISORDER!
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19 personalities.... I kneeeeeew it,I knew there was something wrong with that old man.
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Dont make fun of DID like this. The illness has nothing to do with trump, you’re just stigmatizing the illness.
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19 strong and growing. Have to get up to enough personalities to fill congress, senate and the moon.
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