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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 17

    Follow-Up Tests Confirm President Trump’s 19 Other Personalities Also Perfectly Healthy https://trib.al/6P6B3Lg pic.twitter.com/jbSdB9vf8M

    11:20 AM - 17 Jan 2018
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    43 replies 1,199 retweets 4,066 likes
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      2. Dr. American Jesus Ph.D, DDS, Pharm.D, FACS, Esq.‏ @DrAmericanJesus Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did they test his hair’s personality as well?

        2 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
      3. Otto van Zanten‏ @ottovanzanten Jan 18
        Replying to @DrAmericanJesus @TheOnion

        And his tiny hand personalities?

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Alex Haagaard‏ @alexhaagaard Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow, this really sucks y'all. Are you aware of how much stigma and pain folks who are systems deal with precisely because of shitty jokes like this, and the misconceptions they spawn?

        3 replies 2 retweets 10 likes
      3. Hurricane Ivan‏ @MathCollective_ Jan 17
        Replying to @alexhaagaard @TheOnion

        - a collective of 4

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. This Is Ableism‏ @thisisableism Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Using ableism to insult a shitty person. How original. Come on, The Onion. You’re better than this.

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      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tweet of the day. 🤣😂

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      2. Robert Lacks‏ @nycourtclerk Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes but how much do they weigh?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. AndersBabbling‏ @AndersBabbling Jan 17
        Replying to @nycourtclerk @TheOnion

        Some a little more, some a little less. Depends on their particular mood of the day.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1.  🚲 Don R‏ @d0n_r Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Strength in numbers

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are pretty funny sometimes. Got me a little bit.pic.twitter.com/t9BOYFv0h8

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      1. Dan can...not.‏ @RegrettedYes Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sybil rides again

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      1. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        However - he does have Stage 4 Liabetes and early onset of absurdity, and failed to produce a credible girth certificate, so there's still that...

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      1. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whew...that’s good. One of them should make American great again....😁

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      1. assumedidentity‏ @icognito007 Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Love ya onion .......but this is weak

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      1. Skeptic‏ @abqralph Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And the one that had the affair with Stormy is also very, very happy.

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      2. Luis Cervantes‏ @luisfcervantesf Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't think he even reaches 1 full personality...

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      3. @blamalam‏ @blamalam Jan 19
        Replying to @luisfcervantesf @TheOnion

        Yes, after all it is called Multiple Personality DISORDER!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. pencilpusher(sox)...‏ @pandaproduce Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        19 personalities.... I kneeeeeew it,I knew there was something wrong with that old man.

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      1. Gorph‏ @TheGorphist Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dont make fun of DID like this. The illness has nothing to do with trump, you’re just stigmatizing the illness.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        19 strong and growing. Have to get up to enough personalities to fill congress, senate and the moon.

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