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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 17

    Huckabee Sanders Repeatedly Insists That President’s Footprints Created The Great Lakes https://trib.al/VtKoswk pic.twitter.com/6dSjotPmCE

    10:49 AM - 17 Jan 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 17

        “The media has completely ignored the fact that Lake Huron and Lake Ontario were formed when the gigantic, thundering footfalls of the president made impressions in the ground during a stroll along the U.S.-Canada border.” https://trib.al/cdn3be2 pic.twitter.com/NEdRQ9YGDc

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      2. Sexton Hardcastle III‏ @TheSleazyLawyer Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        Breaking: Fox News upset that The Onion's fake news is more accurate and more entertaining than their fake news.pic.twitter.com/WvTpaKSFU4

        1 reply 16 retweets 122 likes
      3. Rick M‏ @ericandlil Jan 17
        Replying to @TheSleazyLawyer @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        I completely disagree with you. The Onion is real news in my world.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Sexton Hardcastle III‏ @TheSleazyLawyer Jan 17
        Replying to @ericandlil @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        I think you're right Eric...pic.twitter.com/pkfDDABEIX

        0 replies 2 retweets 19 likes
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      2. High Plains Drifter‏ @TempusFugitTX Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        Good thing he didn’t use his hands

        2 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
      3. Rick M‏ @ericandlil Jan 17
        Replying to @TempusFugitTX @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        Lol. He'd still be working on them!

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. UnicornHerder‏ @SheReadsMore Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        He makes the best lakes.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Peggy‏ @peggyjanzen Jan 18
        Replying to @SheReadsMore @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        They are GREAT lakes

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      1. Jeremy L‏ @PreciousJerbear Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        A 239 pound man couldn't do that. #FakeFakeNews

        4 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        She later quipped. The Great Lakes are very healthy!

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      2. CalculatedRamble‏ @NickCostanzo2 Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        she also denies rumors that Sasquatch is her 1st cousin

        3 replies 2 retweets 18 likes
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      1. Coupler‏ @CouplerMusic Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        "When you see only one set of footprints in the sand it was then that I carried you" Quoth POTUS via Huck-Sans

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      1. Midsomer Trump‏ @TrumpPlots Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        You doing a state of the Onion address

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      1.  💀 Ryan Marino  💀‏ @RyanMarino Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        I feel like it’s not even satire anymore

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      2. maureen lamotte‏ @MaureenLamotte Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        You know what they say about guys with superior-sized feet (wink, wink)

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. TW‏ @tonyfrost15 Jan 17
        Replying to @MaureenLamotte @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        Regular sized socks look like footies on them?

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. DUKE LONDON‏ @DUKECUBA Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @SHSanders45

        And also, when he tripped over & tumbled along the ground, he created the Grand Canyon.#massloadmoving

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      1. Ric‏ @roadieric Jan 18
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