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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 17

    Larry Nassar: 'Who Among Us Hasn't Made A Mistake Repeatedly And With Wild, Shameless Abandon?' https://trib.al/dC181cq pic.twitter.com/JADiiDPVfs

    10:20 AM - 17 Jan 2018
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    24 replies 87 retweets 516 likes
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      2. LAST_DANCE‏ @Salman_hameed03 Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Jan 17
        Replying to @Salman_hameed03 @TheOnion

        not soon enough

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Bob Donnelly‏ @BobDonnelly11 Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Usually satirists ask "Too Soon?" This is being revealed by these women right now. Show some decorum.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Eric‏ @Ringo8MyBaby Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Am I the only one who keeps thinking this guy is Wiegel's serial killer boyfriend from Reno 911?

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      1. Jamie Boyd Hamilton‏ @theboydhamjam Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Way too soon

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      2. Chris Swanson‏ @Chriscub2334 Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think joking about this is wrong, and vile, and who decided to put this out needs to be fired and this site needs to apologize, the assault of 140 or more underage girls being used for a Comedy bit is revolting beyond words

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Robby S‏ @thegreenrobby Jan 17
        Replying to @Chriscub2334 @TheOnion

        You clearly haven't followed the Onion for long.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Chris Swanson‏ @Chriscub2334 Jan 17
        Replying to @thegreenrobby @TheOnion

        That should have nothing to do with the premise that the joke is vile garbage and certain subjects should be off limits like joking about the,sexual assault of underage girls

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Robby S‏ @thegreenrobby Jan 17
        Replying to @Chriscub2334 @TheOnion

        All I'm saying is that The Onion has been making this kind of stuff for a long time. The site isn't going to apologize for anything.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Amanda (Cox) Newton‏ @AmandaLacia Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really? Jokes about criminal sexual assault against children? Awful...

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Chris Swanson‏ @Chriscub2334 Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seriously, what the he'll is,wrong with you people

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Brian Milligan‏ @BrianMilligan5 Jan 17
        Replying to @Chriscub2334 @TheOnion

        Let's make up a code word you tweet it and I'll alert the authorities that someone's holding a gun to your head and making you look at and comment on this tweet. And what's more stick is they're forcing you not to block them.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Chris Swanson‏ @Chriscub2334 Jan 17
        Replying to @BrianMilligan5 @TheOnion

        Thanks for the help, I'm sorry I bothered anyone by pointing out how awful it is to make jokes about child molestation

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Brian Milligan‏ @BrianMilligan5 Jan 17
        Replying to @Chriscub2334 @TheOnion

        Yes. It's in bad taste, that's what the onion does. Everybody knows it and you scolding them for doing what they do is not going to affect anything just block them and or don't read. Nobody asked for you to police the internet . that's all I'm saying

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      1. Linda Lou‏ @LindaLo90891660 Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny.

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      1. Brian Milligan‏ @BrianMilligan5 Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There must be an army of gunmen that are forcing all of you by the penalty of death to not block The Onion.

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      1. risingsun‏ @Dawn7112 Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is just disgusting. How dare you try to make jokes on something so tragic.

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      1. Kosher Frank‏ @kosherfranks Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really shabby @TheOnion

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