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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 17

    Breaking: Bitcoin Value Currently Plummeting—No, Wait—Skyrocketing—No, Plummeting https://trib.al/bMAG2j3 pic.twitter.com/idIO6rM4MA

    9:49 AM - 17 Jan 2018
    • 1,630 Retweets
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    • Brian Carolan CryptoMojoRising Actus🆚Verbus Oliver Masiosare TheWolf Lauri Lüüs 🔥🔥Vicci Flame🔥🔥 Winning Emergence Jukka Haapasaari
    90 replies 1,630 retweets 4,776 likes
      1. Zach (TheDIG) 🌊‏ @ZachTheDIG Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I searched rollercoaster and got this.pic.twitter.com/UshM1nPYu4

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      2. Trump Thoughts‏ @TrumpDotDotDot Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @hemp4victory99

        For those folks out there who are value investors like me, the reason to completely avoid Bitcoin is obvious: there's no way to estimate its intrinsic value (if any.)

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Hempstrong‏ @hemp4victory99 Jan 17
        Replying to @TrumpDotDotDot @TheOnion

        A pragmatic and understandable approach. I felt that way during the http://dot.com  bubble and sat it out, for the most part. As a young Network Admin, I had my hands full at work.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Hempstrong‏ @hemp4victory99 Jan 17
        Replying to @hemp4victory99 @TrumpDotDotDot @TheOnion

        For the crypto bubble/adoption curve however, I'm a seasoned pro. BTC is scarce. Altcoins rocket up after intermediate bubbles pop. You may watch from the sidelines. We're having a ball!

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      5. Trump Thoughts‏ @TrumpDotDotDot Jan 17
        Replying to @hemp4victory99 @TheOnion

        I wish you well. I understand that the supply of a given cryptocurrency is limited by design, but I've always wondered: what keeps N different cryptocurrencies from being created? - which is essentially, an unlimited supply of them in the aggregate.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. ch4r4c73r‏ @ch4r4c73r Jan 17
        Replying to @TrumpDotDotDot @hemp4victory99 @TheOnion

        Nothing prevents the creation of new cryptocurrencies, but only a few are backed by competent developers, mining infrastructure, and a community. Cryptocurrencies which lack any of these, are very vulnerable to bugs, attacks, and abandonment

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Adam Mashrique‏ @sakak_musdom Jan 17
        Replying to @ch4r4c73r @TrumpDotDotDot and

        You can make your own language too. It's not going to be useful if you can't get people to use it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      8. ch4r4c73r‏ @ch4r4c73r Jan 17
        Replying to @sakak_musdom @TrumpDotDotDot and

        Exactly. Also it is not going to be very useful if a language is prone to misunderstanding, manipulation, slow communication, etc.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Igor Mendonca antifa version‏ @igormendonca42 Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @bmkibler

        Breaking: "I actually use bitcoin to buy stuff", says random citizen.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Morgan‏ @NODEfather Jan 17
        Replying to @igormendonca42 @TheOnion @bmkibler

        I use it every day..

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Eric Wilborn‏ @ericwilborn Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Son of a Bitcoin

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      1. Jizzy with it‏ @username_Dizzy Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/b8UHbfyRDI

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      1. Chris Regan‏ @EverydayRegan Jan 17
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        pic.twitter.com/LWvPoNokIR

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      2. Matt @ Dream of Stars‏ @INIMAGameWorks Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        little makes me happier than watching the suffering of cryptocurrency users.

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. BadWolf‏ @Sam7ToHillary Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it a Yo-Yo or a #BeanieBabie ??? Auntie loves #Bartertown collectibles. (Appreciation Tax coming to a nation near you)

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      2. Jeremy Williams  🐯‏ @Metalyger Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shitcoin always sounded like a bad idea to me. It was invented as a digital currency, but hardly any web stores accepted it. People decided it should be an investment, buy currency to exchange for local currency at a profit, and flip out when they broke the economy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jeremy Williams  🐯‏ @Metalyger Jan 17
        Replying to @Metalyger @TheOnion

        Phase 1. Buy bitcoin. Phase 2.? Phase 3. Profit.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. James W‏ @JamesTheWren Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ralf_hodgson

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      3. Ralf Hodgson‏ @ralf_hodgson Jan 17
        Replying to @JamesTheWren @TheOnion

        Hold

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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