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i can't wait
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Whenever I need a "pick me up" I can always count on The Onion to do the job.
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That article title, however you’re right! We all are going to die it’s inevitable and mostly unpredictable, so while we’re here live it to your fullest
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Enjoy today then, you won't know which breathe is your last.
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I hope to die two days. One day, like like everyone else. Then be revived for 24 hours so I can delete all of my online history that might embarrass my family and friends.
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I know this is satire because in real life that's exciting
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You mean the anti-ageing moisturizer I'm using isn't working? Well, shit.
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Then we should have a "One Day" holiday so people can go en mass.
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At least there isn't a portrait of me slowly ageing and decaying while I do neither
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Is it today yet
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Just watch as I ascend into a Ugandan knuckles VRchat avatar for eternity
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Once again the onions uplifting thought for the day. Lol
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Eh. Who knows? We could have a transhuman technological boom. Why die when you can be an immortal cyborg instead?
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Yeah after 1000 years you'll just drop dead still looking 20. Telomeres can only get so long yo.
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