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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 17

    Belt Looks Weird On Child https://trib.al/RbVRB78 pic.twitter.com/SVRlowd24r

    6:29 AM - 17 Jan 2018
    • 641 Retweets
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    • (=•.•=) Mika GULFPORT,LA BOAT RENTAL sam jo! chicken tiki masala Kari מדרשׁ Hoarding Enabler luke
    31 replies 641 retweets 4,462 likes
      1. CONEY  🔪‏ @coneyzz Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow! It really does.

        0 replies 1 retweet 33 likes
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      1. jravee‏ @lozzy1080p60fps Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        had to do it to em

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      1. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol u guys are killin it this week

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        untuck the top T-shirt

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      1. New conversation
      2. coolhandjennie‏ @coolhandjennie Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought I'd be done with The Onion once fake news became real news. How I underestimated your mastery! Pretty sure you're the only media outlet who understands the difference.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Robby S‏ @thegreenrobby Jan 17
        Replying to @coolhandjennie @TheOnion

        It's always a little bit sad when real life is so comedic that the parody site can pass it off as, well, parody. But yes, they know what they're doing, and they do it well. :)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. coolhandjennie‏ @coolhandjennie Jan 17
        Replying to @thegreenrobby @TheOnion

        Once actual news started sounding like Onion stories, I thought we faced the death of parody. So glad I was wrong lol.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. norman m canter NYC‏ @normancanter Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Suspenders would look more weird.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That belt is the support system of hand me down cloths. Aspire to grow into then I say!

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "@TheOnion: Belt Looks Weird On Child https://trib.al/RbVRB78  pic.twitter.com/tNHu507KWD"

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      1. Rae  👽 🛸‏ @rachelizondo Jan 17
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        @TaylorLeddin

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      1. madek, ryan‏ @hoodiePhonse Jan 17
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        @melaniemadek

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      1. JP‏ @WhiskeyPusher Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Try the overalls.

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      2. Astonishing‏ @kickedAst Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks a lot better than all those people with their pants halfway down.

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        @BigDirtyFry

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      1. (n__n*) || good mood‏ @1017_josh Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LMFAO!

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      1. Zach Scott‏ @zzzach_scott Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No clout

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      1. OrangesandPeaches‏ @jdimsdle Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha! That's why they make kids' pants with the sewn in adjustable belt

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      1. risingsun‏ @Dawn7112 Jan 17
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        pic.twitter.com/IDlGmKGOCw

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