We're now at the point where The Onion is more plausible than the real news.
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Already more real than Fox News
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Having to explain the headline to the thickos...




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Well..you guys tried. It's getting hard to compete with the absurdity of our reality. Better luck next time.
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true enough. having ppl know you'd slept w/tRump wouldn't help anyone's reputation
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I reckon that White House staff would pay Trump six figures to keep him quiet about a great many things.
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I don’t think you quite grasp the concept of The Onion



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Or maybe just concepts in general?
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Now this, this makes sense.
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This one was just too easy
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Hhghhhh
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“Mr. Trump, I can’t afford any more!” “Sorry my Dear, if your lawyer doesn’t pony up more cash, I will tell everyone where I grabbed you, and how I pleasured you for days! Then I’ll deport you to the other side of the wall...” “Oh you brute!” “Hey, business is business!”pic.twitter.com/OgZCPsxOtD
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damned straight!
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Oh, yes! Who would ever confirm having sex with that Dotard?
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Only Trump could ruin a Porn Star's reputation!
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She raised the cash on GoFundMe




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