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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 16

    The Onion Retweeted The Onion

    "Newly uncovered legal documents seem to indicate that Ms. Daniels paid out six figures to keep Trump quiet about a sexual encounter that undoubtedly would have proved embarrassing and perhaps career-threatening."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/953349911076065281 …

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    New Report Finds Adult Film Star May Have Paid Over $130,000 To Cover Up Sexual Encounter with Trump https://trib.al/iG3M0oL  pic.twitter.com/M1lVGliiF6
    5:32 PM - 16 Jan 2018
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      2. Paolo‏ @phollando Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We're now at the point where The Onion is more plausible than the real news.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jan 16
        Replying to @phollando @TheOnion

        Already more real than Fox News

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Paul DeSousa‏ @dagodee Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Having to explain the headline to the thickos... 😂😂😂👌👍

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      1. mr.v‏ @dcvilla Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @AnnieSprinkle

        Well..you guys tried. It's getting hard to compete with the absurdity of our reality. Better luck next time.

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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/MS6yrHN5rz

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      1. lizzie - march books‏ @marchbooks Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        true enough. having ppl know you'd slept w/tRump wouldn't help anyone's reputation

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      1. David Linklater‏ @david_linklater Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I reckon that White House staff would pay Trump six figures to keep him quiet about a great many things.

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      1. hubanero‏ @hubanero Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/D2lJJitLLk

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      1. New conversation
      2. John Morgan‏ @JPMorgs73 Jan 16
        Replying to @wonaftr909 @TheOnion

        I don’t think you quite grasp the concept of The Onion 😂😂😂

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      3. Scott Stone‏ @s_r_stone Jan 16
        Replying to @JPMorgs73 @wonaftr909 @TheOnion

        Or maybe just concepts in general?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Karmic Demon‏ @SwayOllivander Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now this, this makes sense.

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      1. diane w‏ @picunurse90 Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one was just too easy @TheOnion

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      1. Ithinkitscatchy‏ @Ithinkitscatchy Jan 16
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        🤣🤣🤣Gotta Love TheOnion...

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      1. Jordan‏ @Jordan13854323 Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hhghhhh

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Mr. Trump, I can’t afford any more!” “Sorry my Dear, if your lawyer doesn’t pony up more cash, I will tell everyone where I grabbed you, and how I pleasured you for days! Then I’ll deport you to the other side of the wall...” “Oh you brute!” “Hey, business is business!”pic.twitter.com/OgZCPsxOtD

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      1. "No Shit" Sherlock‏ @PunishmentHurts Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        damned straight!

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      1. Sally Daly‏ @DalySally Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, yes! Who would ever confirm having sex with that Dotard? #DOTARD DON

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      1. Rolnd Karl Ostheim‏ @RolndKarl Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only Trump could ruin a Porn Star's reputation!

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      1. LiNCOLN PARK 👩🏽‍💻‏ @linc0lnpark Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She raised the cash on GoFundMe 😂😂🤣🤣💀

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