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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 16

    Bannon Forced To Cancel 'Muscle & Fitness' Cover Shoot To Testify Before Grand Jury https://trib.al/4JGwUkM pic.twitter.com/8f4IeyxGPr

    12:33 PM - 16 Jan 2018
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      1. John Panzer‏ @jpanzer Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You've had this in the pipeline a while, haven't you?

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      2. Sara Dein‏ @sadein Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Getting harder and harder for The Onion to create absurd headlines.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Trumpet Wom'  🏳️‍🌈 ☮️ ✊🏾 🤓 🎶‏ @trumpetgrrrl Jan 16
        Replying to @sadein @TheOnion

        I knooooow thought it was real until I saw it was them 😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. John Walters‏ @jwalters7D Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @true_morgan

        Got your typo: "Gristle & Fatness"

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Morgan True‏ @true_morgan Jan 16
        Replying to @jwalters7D @TheOnion

        Thanks for the reminder, gotta renew my subscription.

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      1. Demar DeFrozan‏ @dj81ent Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @ReuniteOlitz

        Forced to cancel a...what kinda shoot? 😂😂😂😂

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      1. v stein‏ @VVis1402 Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Steve's cameo on Lancome's face care line is still planned", said his long time promoter Svengoolie.

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m guessing they’ll be some heavy-duty photoshopping

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      1. Paddy‏ @wpaddypaterson Jan 16
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        pic.twitter.com/Ju60nP2Ed9

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      1. Robert Lacks‏ @nycourtclerk Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Huh? He's a photographer?

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      1. Gravedigger 🎃Jimbo‏ @townwithnoname Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        SAD!

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      1. Dr. American Jesus Ph.D, DDS, Pharm.D, FACS, Esq.‏ @DrAmericanJesus Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Would a Trump make that sacrifice? I certainly think not.

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      1. John Yantzi‏ @JohnYantzi Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shame the magazine wouldn't work around the grand jury schedule.

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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway Jan 17
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        I thought it was Debauchery Semi-Annual Golden Anniversary Die Cut Prism edition.

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      1. Roboito‏ @Bob_ElJefe Jan 16
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        Dammit I was looking forward to his speech on looking like an aids patient in remission.

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      1. Samuel Bronkowitz‏ @s_l_bronkowitz Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bravo.

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      1. Jon Moore‏ @jonmoore Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Believe me, I am the least money laundering, Russia colluding, treason committing, McDonald’s binging, wife raping, daughter lusting, race & religion discriminating, obama obsessed person you know. But the fake news will never report that.”

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      1. Tom Mullen‏ @TomMullen8 Jan 16
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