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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 16

    Trump Vehemently Denies Using Word 'People' To Describe African Immigrants https://trib.al/8OcjaXT pic.twitter.com/vq83WUI254

    11:06 AM - 16 Jan 2018
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    • The Indeterminator🌹 The Real Brian Piercy cameron Brandon Unger OldCrow🔹🌽 Pierce mesquin Mark 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑gloff Quark98
    38 replies 1,429 retweets 5,266 likes
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      2. Ian Ségal  🎃 👻 🍂‏ @segalian Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Regardless if he used the word "SHIT-HOLE" or "SHIT-HOUSE," it all began a year ago when @realDonaldTrump got on stage playing the lead role in his glorified SHIT-SHOW!

        5 replies 4 retweets 45 likes
      3. Darren Palmino‏ @DarrenPalmino Jan 16
        Replying to @segalian @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        OMG---YES!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Taro  🐶‏ @RivasTaro Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's the face I make when I get a prostate exam.

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. Flake News‏ @TheFlakeNews Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Disney Imagineers Baffled as Hall of Presidents Trump Robot Won’t Stop Tweeting About Hillary #hillary #Resistancehttp://theflake.news/Disney-Trump 

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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      2. Stephen Sheehan‏ @StephenSound Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/k5Cdx3mnXo

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. blandclanvideos‏ @blandclanvideos Jan 16
        Replying to @StephenSound @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/4uqr2IClxO

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      1. SpookyDanny  🌹‏ @NextGenPres Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I believe him this time.

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      1. Vote November 6  🌊‏ @Veronica0618 Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @SovietSergey

        pic.twitter.com/XM0T9heu9h

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      1. S'ghetti  ❌‏ @ililillillillil Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He never referred to "Africa" at all

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Sarah-Spectre‏ @Sarahharnum Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @scrubsjlll

        i know this is the onion but i can see this.....

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      1. Mary Meisch‏ @mgmeisch Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you for making me laugh. It took a couple of seconds.

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      1. disgusted dedede‏ @Disgusted_DDD Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How long will it be until this becomes true

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      1. Smarty Marti  🌊  ✊🏻 ✊🏽 ✊🏿  🌊‏ @Marty_Mc_ Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LMAO

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      1. dunno‏ @bakadesusenpai2 Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Based

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      1. Gary Cleave‏ @RealGaryCleave Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he is so bad. Yesterday, when asked about the future of entitlements, Trump replied, "Poor people taste like chicken." WTF?!!!

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      1. Tom Kennedy‏ @trkchief Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Give up Mr. President. No matter what you say it will be construed as racist. It is what fuels their engines

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      1. brickhouse‏ @ITMFA17 Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where is the satire? What happened to you?

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      1. J. Howser‏ @freizeitgeist42 Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I deny the words "human being" describing Trump

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