On a list of things I did not need to see as I am anxiously unable to get out of bed this is probably somewhere near the top.
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Not for me. Much easier for me to wreak havoc once I have my eyes open and can better see what things I need to screw up and lie about.
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I know this is The Onion and all but everything about this is true.
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If things seem shit I follow this
and then everything is OK, no worries. 


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@kimbusDAwhimbus relevant right now - End of conversation
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Therefore I take 30 minutes to get out the bed!
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Don't even have to read past the headline to know
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And from that report: staying in bed and pulling the covers over your head will fix everything
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I've been part of the case study for past 60 years.
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Story of my life since 11.8.2016.
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Can confirm.
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getting out of bed. it's almost as dangerous as walking out the door!
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Definitely true today... should have stayed there.
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I'll just stay right here then
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real news
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