I don't get how this counts as news nowadays. Despicable.
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This is a satirical site.
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Ya took the bait. Good job, guy.
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Perhaps you missed the class on "irony".
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Not funny, not clever, not up to your usual.
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*nurse whispers in old man’s ear* “The only pleasure I get is listening to the death rattle of the elderly”
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It’s so nice of her to remain close by. If he uses his death call, he won’t get stuck with roaming charges.
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Man calls old friends to meet her in the parking lot, lol
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That's why drug experimentation should be done when older so you can relive the sky diving hallucination from your 10th floor apartment.
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Now just wait a minute there buddy... You have to settle up your hospital bill first before you try sneaking off... Orderly! Grab Him!!pic.twitter.com/xWb8eyKRML
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laughed so hard I woke someone up....
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You woke up the dead?
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