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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 15

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    According to witnesses, local mom Debra Garrison has failed to complete a single coherent thought before being talked over by one of her children or contradicted mid-sentence by her husband throughout the past 20-plus years.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/952951070707404800 …

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    Mom Hasn’t Said Full, Uninterrupted Sentence To Family Since 1997 https://trib.al/O5a8awp  pic.twitter.com/4L4VrfHISG
    6:51 PM - 15 Jan 2018
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    35 replies 681 retweets 4,090 likes
      1. PandaMonium‏ @PandaMonium4u Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn’t this what every mother goes through on a daily?

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      1. Duhg‏ @epicurusrocked Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I got it the first time, but I can see that some readers needed the extended version.

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      1. Phi Design‏ @phidesign Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The opposite of my mother and grandmother! #Sheros

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      2. Claire‏ @clairebossman Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @NatalieMAiken

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      3. Natalie Aiken‏ @NatalieMAiken Jan 16
        Replying to @clairebossman @TheOnion

        Finally, a credible source to convince men this is, in fact, an issue

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      1. SLowellA‏ @SLowellA1 Jan 15
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        I couldn't put up with that

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      1. spooky attractive witness  👻‏ @_notorious_bng Jan 15
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        going on seven years...

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      1. María  🐜 1584 엘레나‏ @MelenaCervantes Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ha ha ha #Moms

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      1. First, they came for immigrants..‏ @RWwatchMA Jan 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @GoogieBaba

        lol

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      1. Alicia‏ @leecylics_Scott Jan 16
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        teach your family some respect🤷🏾‍♀️

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      1. kay‏ @KayStarfire Jan 16
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        @CosmicQ it's me

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      1. Brenda Sharpe‏ @sharpieblue Jan 15
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        Ha! Don’t think this makes it okay

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      1. NightMadd on Elm Street  🎃‏ @ShaddTheSparrow Jan 15
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        @jillweir

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      1. Matthew Greco‏ @Matvox Jan 15
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        Got it the first time

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      1. Paul Barry‏ @The_Ipol Jan 15
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        "Local Everyone Cite Idiocy"

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      2. Nick Kolb‏ @Kolbywi Jan 15
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        @typicalrouse Kathy

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