Always ask the guy in line behind you if he remembers YOUR password... Then after he stares at you dumbly for the next 10 seconds, slap your forehead and say: “Oh, I remember, it’s 37465 !! Can you hold my card while I write that down?
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Are you guys running out of things to come up with bc reality is crazier than your headlines? Tidepods And Trump. I mean. Srsly
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You forgot to mention, using your credit card to scrap ice off your windshield
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