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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 15

    Hawaii's False Missile Alert Caused By Employee Pressing Wrong Button https://trib.al/LrDcdSc  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/7GCGsH1Na4

    1:16 PM - 15 Jan 2018
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    26 replies 309 retweets 1,363 likes
      1. Rosemary LaColla‏ @RosemaryLaColla Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Someone DID have to make a 'Sophie's Choice' though about which kid to protect or hug or something. That other kid better leverage that guilt to hell.

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      1. Richard T. Ator‏ @TyranicalDespot Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Infinity Lulz. The Onion has now transcended reality. The joke is now in another dimension. Pardon me whilst I send this tweet with the press of a single button. I know it was Supreme Commander Kim in the Library of Superior Nork Knowledge with the Abacus of Doom 9000.pic.twitter.com/6zvl0LdJTw

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hmmmm.... Was it that hard?pic.twitter.com/s3Y3lA2lgI

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      1. G Prowler‏ @gprowler Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well at least you said I love you...I kinda went in the other direction and now I'm living in my car.

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      1. Shithole_President‏ @ShitholeDJT Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can you imagine all the secret sexual affairs that were disclosed and the other things people got off their chest when they thought it was all about to end? Healthy and we should repeat the warning across the country.

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      1. Murray Heaton‏ @superzeroes41 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm sorry, you're mad you told your family you love them. That should be done everyday and in every possible way.

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      1. Jimmy Been‏ @been_jimmy Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Emergency caused a lot of pain. Some kids put in the sewers through manhole covers. This family member stubbed their toe and got hurt. @HawaiiNewsNow @HawaiiFive0CBSpic.twitter.com/fgExQAQHVo

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      2. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Im an Oops specialist. Oops! the new eureka!

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 15
        Replying to @PeteyIsom @TheOnion

        Im a special oops soldier. They send me in when everyone else is busy.

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      2. Noor atia‏ @nooreatia12 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hi everyone, If anyone need logo design for your Business so can contact me here...http://goo.gl/Eaed6E 

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Joshua Muller‏ @JoshuaMuller20 Jan 15
        Replying to @nooreatia12 @TheOnion

        why do you have to advertise here?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. AnaisNinja  🌊‏ @Ennuigo1 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mom?

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      2. Larry Dale White‏ @larrydale1945 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump STILL Hasn’t Made any COMMENTS!💥🤮

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      1. JC‏ @newportbch Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hahahahahahahaha

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      1. Rando Gammon‏ @RandoThreat Jan 15
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        pic.twitter.com/84YJSL3XFh

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      1. Hallie Shera‏ @HallieShera Jan 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is too funny 😂

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      1. Mondia #Bernie2020 🌹 🌻 🐈 🥑 🐥 🚲 🌎 🌌 🏖 🎅🏿 🧟‍♀️‏ @Mondiablue Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is it always that lady who is she hahaha

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      1. Jennifer Ross‏ @KYNewYorker Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahahahahah

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      1. Definitely Not Banksy’s Ghost because halloween?‏ @def_not_banksy Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tru dat

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