Someone DID have to make a 'Sophie's Choice' though about which kid to protect or hug or something. That other kid better leverage that guilt to hell.
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Infinity Lulz. The Onion has now transcended reality. The joke is now in another dimension. Pardon me whilst I send this tweet with the press of a single button. I know it was Supreme Commander Kim in the Library of Superior Nork Knowledge with the Abacus of Doom 9000.pic.twitter.com/6zvl0LdJTw
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Well at least you said I love you...I kinda went in the other direction and now I'm living in my car.
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Can you imagine all the secret sexual affairs that were disclosed and the other things people got off their chest when they thought it was all about to end? Healthy and we should repeat the warning across the country.
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I'm sorry, you're mad you told your family you love them. That should be done everyday and in every possible way.
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Emergency caused a lot of pain. Some kids put in the sewers through manhole covers. This family member stubbed their toe and got hurt.
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Im an Oops specialist. Oops! the new eureka!
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Im a special oops soldier. They send me in when everyone else is busy.
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Hi everyone, If anyone need logo design for your Business so can contact me here...http://goo.gl/Eaed6E
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why do you have to advertise here?
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Trump STILL Hasn’t Made any COMMENTS!


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hahahahahahahaha
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This is too funny
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Why is it always that lady who is she hahaha
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Hahahahahah
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