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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 15

    Opera Ends On Unexpected High Note https://trib.al/IY4M4zT pic.twitter.com/GZw1eugjZ2

    11:34 AM - 15 Jan 2018
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    • Rose 🌹 🏳️‍🌈 Dave Stasa ⓜⓐⓡⓨ nick Visual Filters Lindsey Strandberg Alex Castagne NYCjoseph gracie
    27 replies 440 retweets 2,096 likes
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      2. Danielle L‏ @daniellelisle_ Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jamesaydelott @rhysfunk 😐

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Rhys Martin‏ @rhysfunk Jan 15
        Replying to @daniellelisle_ @TheOnion @jamesaydelott

        Hahaha! BTW were you on the Fox 23 van today?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Danielle L‏ @daniellelisle_ Jan 15
        Replying to @rhysfunk @TheOnion @jamesaydelott

        Sure was!

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      5. Rhys Martin‏ @rhysfunk Jan 15
        Replying to @daniellelisle_ @jamesaydelott

        Thought that was you; waved and yelled @ the start but the extreme cold sapped my strength

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Danielle L‏ @daniellelisle_ Jan 15
        Replying to @rhysfunk @jamesaydelott

        I’m sorry I missed you! But I’m glad you made it out to the parade

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. K. Scott "My Real Name Is Spooky Enough "Gant  🤔‏ @ksgant Jan 15
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      1.  💀Sans Danganronpa 🔪‏ @Sir5000 Jan 15
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        goddammit

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      2. Brian Marsh‏ @Juggernaut125 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aria kidding me?!

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      1. susan silver‏ @suz_8 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        did the fat lady sing or what??

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      1. Alexandra Svokos‏Verified account @asvokos Jan 15
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        Goddammit

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      1. AmperSandwich‏ @Amper_Sandwich Jan 15
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        That has to be the best pun I've read in the past decade.

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      1.  🎃 💀 rhena terror  💀 🎃‏ @tolntran Jan 15
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        more like the punion

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      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac Jan 15
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        Ba-dam-bump crash!

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      1. Jesse Nicolet‏ @JesseNicolet Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I get it.

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      1. Amir‏ @amirthful Jan 15
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        Great joke Onion

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 15
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        Everyone lives and a dance number. That's cool but is it opera? Maybe if everyone cries during the dance number as its done on broken glass

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      1. A Woofer in Tweeter's Clothing‏ @YrAlright Jan 15
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        Good, clean pun.

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      1. Jesse Snider‏ @ItsyBitsySnider Jan 15
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        boom

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