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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 15

    "Why is it so hard for people to look past each other’s race, like I do, and see everyone as vaporous, beige-ish forms with limbs?" https://trib.al/NUI6tUs pic.twitter.com/0rTa0DuUQU

    8:39 AM - 15 Jan 2018
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    • Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding Leo A. Vibal cloneofme Haley Spookmyer Ben Brown Plum-pkin Kate Bishop Dylan Slagh ☆Michael★ Joseph
    25 replies 271 retweets 1,273 likes
      1. Kamohelo Mangwane‏ @ka_mow Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NotInvisible! World structures are built on it,instead of avoiding it's existence,we should stop dehumanising:each race is equally human.

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      2. Nancy Deyo‏ @njdeyo Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've always found maintaining the concept of being blind to color/race to be somewhat disingenuous. One can look past/ignore a person's color and judge them solely as a human being (which has always been my own personal goal), but "humanoid shapes"? That's just silly.

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      3. Lenny Liebmann‏ @LennyLiebmann Jan 15
        Replying to @njdeyo @TheOnion

        Or not ignore it at all. Appreciate it while not considering it a determinative factor re anything else.

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      4. Nancy Deyo‏ @njdeyo Jan 15
        Replying to @LennyLiebmann @TheOnion

        Exactly . . . thank you!

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      1.  ⚛️Dr. Philip Kousoubris‏ @ChestnutPhil Jan 15
        Replying to @jenabinderup @TheOnion

        Everyone is grey in a future utopia/dystopia (Lathe of Heaven)pic.twitter.com/riQk4MqlNd

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      1. Intense Apathy‏ @in10se_apathy Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "forms with limbs" wow this is so insensitive to those without limbs

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      1. Tamara Obscura‏ @tamaraobscura Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey everyone! This is the onion, it's meant to be silly!

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      1. Red Dragon Inn‏ @RedDragonInn13 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @legndofphoenix

        That's how I see the world too. At least it is when I don't have glasses on. The green blobs are usually plants, unless they are moving towards me and honking.

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      1. Eric Jones‏ @Unkowable Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks to Glaucoma, this is how I see people

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      1. Rhesus Christ‏ @ZenSaiyuki Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheRevengerists

        I don’t see onion articles, I only see vaguely article like formulaic repeating of onion headlines

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      1. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a rare disease called unprejudiced eye disease unless controlled can break down the foundation of new world order itself along with ending the military industrial congressional media complex adored by too many people.

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      1. Dbrown13‏ @dbrown13 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Ugly bags of mostly water.”

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      1. Vagabond Views‏ @ckouros Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's called glaucoma

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      1. Paul Yang‏ @paulyang077 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mobetterbluezz

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      1. Dirk Diggler‏ @trashersmith Jan 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would rather be blue but seriously the onion I guess it’s a better news source than #CNN

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      1. naim khan‏ @naimkha79057730 Jan 16
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        pic.twitter.com/bzEE48a9I3

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      1. naim khan‏ @naimkha79057730 Jan 16
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        pic.twitter.com/gnws7IT3Xu

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And that's why optometrist. Or at least better than current. Second thought maybe that's glaucoma.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, that’s how it is...pic.twitter.com/sOyVZktBs1

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