Local motorist Ed Coleman explained that there was no way in hell he was ordering wings if the only dip options were marinara and ranch. https://trib.al/cL5GzZm pic.twitter.com/aCxJz4BgWH
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Local motorist Ed Coleman explained that there was no way in hell he was ordering wings if the only dip options were marinara and ranch. https://trib.al/cL5GzZm pic.twitter.com/aCxJz4BgWH
Last time I went to Pizza Hut (more than a few years ago) my feet were sticking to the carpet as I walked. It almost sounded like velcro pulling apart with each step.
I don't know if you know this, but the Onion is legit fake news. It is supposed to subtly reflect the world whilst exploring the absurd through a humorous scope.
Thanks. Got it now. Oopsies.
Area Woman Also Triggered By Said Menu
@narwahlandwine I know they don’t have a Pizza Hut but MARYLAND HOUSE
I mean I still only ever order pepperoni but still
Blaming it on increase in minimum wages
Highway pizza is not good enough for him!!!!!!... it has to be " FULL SERVICE PIZZA HUT!!!!!...." WELL, MOTHAAA, NO TEA AND BUTTERED SCONES FOR ME!!!!!! I'M OFF TO PLAY THE GRAND PIANO!!!!!!!!......
the salt and pepper shakers slip out of your hands because they are covered with grease.
Damn, just 3 pizza options? I'd be pissed too lol
What do you mean one pepperoni per slice? And 60% ice-by-volume Pepsi? I may as well go to Sbarro’s...
No, Sbarros is an inferior pizza experience! Just do Digiorno because, although it's not full on legit Italian and is probably similar than McDonalds health-wise, it's nice, savory and sweet. Also, it has its moments dammit!
Mmmmmm... McDonald’s pizza... Circle of cardboard topped with ketchup and cheez-wiz....
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