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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 15

    Man Annoyed By Travel Plaza’s Abridged Pizza Hut Menu https://trib.al/UotmrNP pic.twitter.com/JxZiHTLiOy

    7:37 AM - 15 Jan 2018
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    20 replies 219 retweets 1,969 likes
      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 15

        Local motorist Ed Coleman explained that there was no way in hell he was ordering wings if the only dip options were marinara and ranch. https://trib.al/cL5GzZm pic.twitter.com/aCxJz4BgWH

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      2. Astonishing‏ @kickedAst Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Last time I went to Pizza Hut (more than a few years ago) my feet were sticking to the carpet as I walked. It almost sounded like velcro pulling apart with each step.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. MoreMusicMoreMoney‏ @MoreMusicMoreMo Jan 15
        Replying to @kickedAst @TheOnion

        😂😂😂 velcro

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      2. Definitely Not Banksy’s Ghost because halloween?‏ @def_not_banksy Jan 15
        Replying to @SarahFYasmin @TheOnion @RunnerBliss

        I don't know if you know this, but the Onion is legit fake news. It is supposed to subtly reflect the world whilst exploring the absurd through a humorous scope.

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      3. Sarah Yasmin‏ @SarahFYasmin Jan 15
        Replying to @def_not_banksy @TheOnion @RunnerBliss

        Thanks. Got it now. Oopsies.

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      1. FlipTheHouse&Senate!‏ @VALMomOf3 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Area Woman Also Triggered By Said Menu

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      2. Lara Moody‏ @Ampamom Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @thereal_acamm Dad!

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      3. blabyy‏ @thereal_acamm Jan 15
        Replying to @Ampamom @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂

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      2. Kevin Gallin‏ @kevin_gallin Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @narwahlandwine I know they don’t have a Pizza Hut but MARYLAND HOUSE

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kevin Gallin‏ @kevin_gallin Jan 15
        Replying to @kevin_gallin @TheOnion @narwahlandwine

        I mean I still only ever order pepperoni but still

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      1. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Blaming it on increase in minimum wages

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      2. Michael F. Leake‏ @madmrgone Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Highway pizza is not good enough for him!!!!!!... it has to be " FULL SERVICE PIZZA HUT!!!!!...." WELL, MOTHAAA, NO TEA AND BUTTERED SCONES FOR ME!!!!!! I'M OFF TO PLAY THE GRAND PIANO!!!!!!!!......

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      1. Kyle Kessler‏ @kylekessler Jan 15
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        @d_oser

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      1. Astonishing‏ @kickedAst Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the salt and pepper shakers slip out of your hands because they are covered with grease.

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      2. Brickman409‏ @mooseman409 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn, just 3 pizza options? I'd be pissed too lol

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      2. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What do you mean one pepperoni per slice? And 60% ice-by-volume Pepsi? I may as well go to Sbarro’s...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Definitely Not Banksy’s Ghost because halloween?‏ @def_not_banksy Jan 15
        Replying to @Thebigguy360 @TheOnion

        No, Sbarros is an inferior pizza experience! Just do Digiorno because, although it's not full on legit Italian and is probably similar than McDonalds health-wise, it's nice, savory and sweet. Also, it has its moments dammit!

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      4. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 15
        Replying to @def_not_banksy @TheOnion

        Mmmmmm... McDonald’s pizza... Circle of cardboard topped with ketchup and cheez-wiz....

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