The Seamstress' Lament
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The headline was so vanilla that I knew it was the onion What a stupid time to be alive
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I knew it was The Onion from the "The Onion" logo and the "The Onion" screen name.
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Report: Boyfriend Probably Reading Some Magazine Called ‘Juggs’.
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50 Shades of Mr. Darcy
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That story exists! Though apparently it's a short story.
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Cute Onion breath: tell me how it ENDS, SugaButt?
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You lucky guy you. You have one that can read! Mine usually pretends the books are birdies as they fly at my head.
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I guess that's intellectual tweeting.
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Oh, oh... Better be using some protection buddy, or else you might have one of these soon... (The tide pods are optional)pic.twitter.com/xe06bp0jmn
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This hits so close to home
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