There's an old Fanny Brice bit where she's trying to get her daughter in the movie for the child's price. Ticket taker: "Ten? She looks fourteen." Fanny: "Can I help it if she worries?"
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me
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Damn helicopter parents. That poor kid looks haggard.
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I hate it when that happens. I'm really only 25.
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Good lord! By the time he's 40 he'll look 44. Sad.
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That's what happens when you realize your parents aren't prepared for the real world and you.
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He's ginger, we don't know how old he is. He could be 100 for all we know. Their skin doesn't age like ours does because they're too afraid the sun will burn it.
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The challenges of living in a digital age where everything has a power switch.
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Everyday a tums festival for stressed out area child.
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Bad case of EOG.
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School shooter
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